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TylerDurden

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

About Me

A. D. I. D. A. S ************************************************************ ************************************************ ************************************************************ **- NARRATOR: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...*___________________________* - - GOB: 52% of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City." *___________________* - - NARRATOR: ...his ideas failed to evolve. *________________________* - -GOB: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City." *_____________________* - - STAN SITWELL: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind. *___* - - NARRATOR: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one. *__________* - - GOB: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. *________* - - GOB: This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fuck City. _ STAN SITWELL: You're fired. *________________* ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***** My Motha'. She never want me. She said, She wish She was raped by anotha' man!

My Interests

Cigars. Waffles, and some fine Scotch. Umm

I'd like to meet:

.. "Anyone who thinks they can out drink me..

Music:

Anything original

Movies:

Royal Tenenbaum's, Good Will Hunting, The Godfather, The Godfather 2, He Got Game, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Ocean's 11/12/13, Rocky I,II,III,IV,Balboa, Lost In Translation, Bourne Id/Supre/Ulti

Television:

The Soprano's, Martin, 24, Chapelle's Show, Rescue Me, Entourage, ER, Arrested Development, The Office (American vers.), Howard Stern OnDemand, It's Always Sunny In Philadephia, Angel & Buffy in that order,

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Dirt (the story of Motley Crue), Franny and Zooey, An Actor Prepares, Godfather

Heroes:

.. "

My Blog

M o t l e y C r u e

The book is called "The Dirt". Well worth it. It's a book that at once provokes happiness and sadness in any alcoholic, drug addicted, sex craving warrior rebel. The happiness comes wit...
Posted by TylerDurden on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:00:00 PST

W A R N I N G

"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that ...
Posted by TylerDurden on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:28:00 PST

Q U O T E S

"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well." * Charles Bukowski "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." *Charles Bukowski "There are worse things than being alone," *Ch...
Posted by TylerDurden on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

Michael at The Office

"It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears, and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crouch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third g...
Posted by TylerDurden on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST