Jamie

I was born in mexico where my itallian mother raised me as a catholic jew. Since we had problems with the migratory workers, she placed me in a basket much like that of moses and fed me into the mouth of the Rio Grande. Unfortunately, i was swept to sea, only to be picked up by Carribean drug traders. In there company, as a small boy growing up, i learned to shoot, tie knots, and other such things. Upon the death of one of my good friends, Antonio Montoya, i called it quits and was dropped off in florida, with a handsome sum of money. there i decided to go unnoticed and purchased a small apartment on the outskirts of tallahasse. Following a pathetic job attempt i realized i needed to be naturalized. I did the right thing for once and went to the integration office. I am now currently a U.S. naturallized Citizen and found God again shortly following my visit to a Baptist church while hiding from the police. I have successfully been an honest buisiness man for the past six months and will attempt to be so for the rest of my days.