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dewani

congregations of bees make me nervous

About Me

i was the kid in primary school who thought way too long and hard about the technicalities involved in opposite day
i often misjudge corners
im a believer in giving the benefit of the doubt

haruki murakami
michel gondry
lauren bacall
camille rose garcia
wong kar-wai

My Interests

sidesplitting riots, green cordial, cluedo, DIY macaroni bling, being the ultimate geek short of wearing glasses+orthodics, splatterfest saturdays, latrobe falafel burgers, lauren bacall, top rate hugging, canded camera moments, impressive &stylish handshakes, the ever elusive french canadian, killer peppermint cravings, crunchy nectarines, camille rose garcia illustrations, rockpool orienteering, rockpotato beaching, ipod stationwagon karaoke, vacancies at the little d b&b, b&w photobooth happysnapps

I'd like to meet:

my match in a sudden-death wasabi faceoff

anyone with a handshake to rival the rollercoaster
people who like boardgames
anyone who adheres to escallator etiquitte
any kid with a good heart and the best intentions.

& bros who know steeze, like this guy here

Music:

converge, coalesce, cursive, death from above, horse the band, dillinger escape plan, every time i die, from these wounds, la quiete, the death of anna karina, ampere, bleeding through, interpol, taking sides, head automatica, miles away, a secret death, shallow grave, misery signals, sage francis, violetta beaureguard, eleventh he reaches london, die!die!die!, mihai edrisch, modern life is war, hot hot heat, last nerve, knives of neptune, stockholm syndrome, agents of abhorrance, my disco!, as i lay dying, the faint, light this city, the apoplexy twist orchestra, louise cyphre, burt bacharach, comeback kid, pharell in all forms, terror, saetia, mindsnare, some girls, morbid angel, johnny truant, malady, M.I.A...&

Movies:

mulholland drive, goodfellas, casino, city of lost children, delicatessen, hardboiled, battle royale, the big sleep, death to smoochy, alice in wonderland, american splendour, die haputer meiner leiben, i heart huckabees, lost in translation, zoolander, waking life, don't look back, versus, mutanten, almost anything wong kar-wai/chris doyle puts his camera to...&

Television:

the wonder years, OC, sopranos, the shambles, when saturday morning cartoons used to be awesome

Books:

RL Stine. Attack of the Mutant was a fine piece of literature. Help me complete my goosebumps collection.

Heroes:


boober fraggle ♥
Chuck D. He's really something.

My Blog

clarinet, anyone? anyone?

does anyone read myspace blogs anymore? well, if you do, i take it you're also the kind of person that owns a clarinet. and i also take it that you are looking to pass on that clarinet to a good home....
Posted by dewani on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST

she's my berlin

This tuff little lady was hanging round supermarket carparks like the loitering delinquent she is until we adopted her 4 days ago. She purrs like a pigeon and meows like a rubber ducky. Her hobbies i...
Posted by dewani on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:42:00 PST

myspace make yourself useful / dewani seeks automobile

basically im in the market for a new ride. im getting sick of tapping the dashboard becasue the digital speedo is stuck on 88 and parking an army tank takes frankly more manouvres than i care to make....
Posted by dewani on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 05:57:00 PST

dont say it

you heard me. just don't say it
Posted by dewani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST