Master William

You have just arrived at your dream destination, Master William's Myspace Profile.Today you are going to be shrunk and taken on a tour of Master William's brain; this may sting a little bit but rest assured no lasting damage will be inflicted upon you. Please click on the refresh button and your tour will begin....Once again, good morning, afternoon and evening to you all; you are now inside Master William's brain, it may be tiny, but we still have a lot to explore. If you turn to your left you will see William's main aims in life, they are; to be successful, give love to the world and hopefully get a lil love back, stay healthy and finally to become a joint dictator of the Universe with Stefan! I think all of us on this tour know that the latter aim is a bit far fetched.Right moving on, I hope you are all wearing your seat belts, because this next part gets a little bit bumpy. We are now traveling through the Master's imagination; parents you may want to cover up your children’s eyes as it can get quite explicit! Master William has a wild imagination, this tends to make some people think he is crazy, but he is simply just a lil eccentric. His imagination can be very dirty and has no bounds, but it’s better than being a boring, bland guy who wants to please everyone.Ok, I think it is time for a more serene destination, let’s take the next right smead and have a peek at William's love life. At the moment you can see he loves his friends dearly and of course he loves his family with all his heart. But there is no sign of girls in his love life at this moment in time, you can still clearly see the debris from the last crashed relationship, but if you look on the horizon the sun is starting to rise and the 'love life room' is getting more colourful again.Now, lets have an exclusive interview with Master William's current thoughts! What is he thinking right this second? "tum ti tum tum tum tum tum, bing, bong, boing, bang, tum ti tum tum tum tum ting". Well sorry about that, he seems to have his head in the clouds at the moment. As we travel round Master William's brain you will notice that a few of the doors are marked private; but on the whole, he is a very open person, who is willing to try and experience most things.Lets have a look at some of his memories; he had a great childhood, loved both primary and secondary school (was a bit of joker and show off), treasures all his holidays, especially seeing his grandparents in spain/france, skiing with the Yeoman’s and Uni, Walt Disney World and many more! He regrets stuff, but shit happens.Ok, to end the tour I will give you a few facts about Master William: He loves innocent smoothies; loves Disney with a passion (worked at the Disney Store and will be working at Walt Disney World Florida for 3 months in the summer of 2007; loves pancakes; Swimming and Skiing is his world and finally making people laugh and enjoy themselves gives him the most joy and satisfaction (even if it means them laughing a him).Right, time to disembark, all we need to do is drive out the ear and you need to click on the refresh button. If you refresh too early you could make Master William’s head explode, but if u do it too late you could get eaten by a hungry insect!Thank you for visiting your dream destination, try not to orgasm.