Chicken Soup for the Ugly |
1987-Field Day If there was any activity in elementary school where I shined it would have to be Field Day. I basked in the glory of my success each year, counting my blue ribbons over and over again:...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:49:00 GMT |
scantily clad |
So after Natalie and I played softball in Arizona for awhile, we moved to Alabama to continue our highly acclaimed softball careers. We needed the next level, we were ready for more co...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
Ass Master's Runner Up |
Another story from Ldub:
It was a long stretch of road.....in the middle of Bumfuck Colorado....an interesting town....pants being outlawed 1905 and replaced by bottomless leather chaps....I woke up i...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 20:44:00 GMT |
the story of Ldub |
This story is by my brother, LDub. I guess a talent for writing must run in our family.
It all started when I was a tot raised on an old chicken farm in the type of small town where you could be...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
White Trash Wednesday |
A few years ago I was blessed to win two tickets to the Music Man. Talk about a culturally eye- opening experience. I was never in band. I won the tickets off of a local radio statio...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:42:00 GMT |
mullets weren't my only problem... |
I guess these are some things I should have considered before choosing my outfit for the mullet toss. But hey, it was a mullet toss... I thought camel toes were actually perfered.
So no o...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 23:15:00 GMT |
Bonjourno Butt Bullets |
Natalie hates Colorado. Two reasons. One, she thinks that John Denver is full of shit; and two, she gets a case of crippling constipation whenever she reaches an elevation of 6,570 feet.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
sandra had stage fright |
One of Natalie and my most terrible softball experiences was lifting weights. It was a recurring trauma throughout our softball careers. I guess we just had different philosophies about co...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:16:00 GMT |
Our friend Willy |
I should start out by saying I made a mistake in my last blog. I wrote the Vince was our first friend in Alabama. I apologize because I should give credit of our first friend to TJ Jones.&...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 16:31:00 GMT |
Big D's inspiration |
Just like my myspace friend Big D, my friend Natalie and I are also aspiring hip hop artists. Infact, back in October 1999, the two of us wrote a rap song we hope to one day sing with Sisqo.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 22:46:00 GMT |
