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MARCUS RYAN

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About Me

I am a stand-up comedian, an actor, writer, voice artist, wannabee musician and an addicted traveller! I've been to about 25 countries. I love the freedom to pack up, pick up and take off to a new city or country and be thrown in amongst a fresh culture. I've been lucky enough to live, work and travel all over the world, met some wonderful people and seen some amazing places. We're here for a good time, not a long time. Happy Travels!I tell jokes. People laugh. I go on holiday. The end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girl who wants to marry me for my money and not my personality (a man can dream), my ancestors and elvis presley (although I'd have to travel back in time), a dude who can build a time machine (for reasons previously mentioned)

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My Blog

Edinburgh Fest 08

So this is a random rambling blog starting from now! I've been away travelling for many months. last time I blogged was late September. and yes, those that were following I never finished that series ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:15:00 GMT

Day 25 Starting to Crack

It's Friday, day 25, I'm not well. I'm physically fine, mentally not well. The staff are really getting to me today, I don't know why exacty. Maybe because they are morons and more stupid than us. Ok,...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Day 24 Relax

Cold morning again today and as I've said before the hospital is a fairly cold place; white walls, long corridors, a very stale and plain environment, add to that the chilly chilly weather and it can ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:15:00 GMT

Day 23 Things to do.

Freezing cold today, it's September in London and we're expecting a top of 13 degrees celcius. In Fahrenheit it's pretty darn cold too. When I was preparing for a month of isolation I was wondering ho...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:12:00 GMT

Day 22 Ghost Town

Some days I think they've forgotten about us and have just left us in an abandoned building. Every now and then it's so quiet you can hear your own blood pressure drop! Topical hospital gags at its be...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:59:00 GMT

Day 21 The Work Experience Kids

Our normal testing began today, but with the work experience kids in tow. They weren't exactly the pimply face broken voiced teenagers you might think, they were trainee nurses I imagine. I'm sure the...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Day 20. Bob the Builder

What is it about a guy in a Bond's/wife-beater/singlet/vest that makes people assume you're good at a trade? Just because I've got well toned abs, a chiseled jaw bone with a 3 day stubble, rough looki...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Day 19. Mums the word

Before I start, for my American readers. 'Mom's the word' is my title today. Just in case you didn't recognize the word Mum. I don't want any confusion. I'd hate to think you were halfway through read...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:25:00 GMT

Day 18. Special Effects

The question has been asked, what side effects, if any have I had? I'm relieved and happy to say there have been no sign of any immediate side effects, as for the long term side effects, who knows, I ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:36:00 GMT

Day 17. Mix it up.

We're over the half way mark now, Woohoo!! Time passed quickly today, the main reason was I mixed it up a little. Everyday routines are becoming a little too repetitive, if I had a watch I could say, ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:44:00 GMT