Triathlon, especially the swimming part...(can you spot an affirmation?), Riding my bike; who shall remain nameless until I can think of a good gender-nuetral sort of name...something other than Pat. Engineering the meeting of like minds, Self as Project, Painting, Great Outdoors, Dark Comedies, Books, Books, Books, Creating beauty, Traveling (anywhere really) especially spontaneously, Hotels with 24 hour room service and a view, Making art out of gum, Fortunes from cookies, Anything Curious...
I'd like to meet:
Creative geniuses, Visionaries, Dog tamers, Blue Men, Fabricators, E. Jean,CHELSEA HANDLER (LATELY), Deborah Harry, Sacha Baron Cohen, Who lived to tell
What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: Demand that the Fair Tax be put in place. A limit to # of children those who cannot afford them could have would also be nice.
You won the lottery: A month in every great city of the world w my sis as my travel partner.
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Politely decline and give them my friend's number.
You caught a friend stealing from you: Chop off the hand. haha...something like that.
You witnessed a murder: Tell, tell, tell.
A random stranger offered you candy: Suspect it was the kind which tastes like fish found in magic shops:)
MySpace and Facebook closed: Rely on my "real friends" for entertainment...Eey gads!
A genie granted you one wish: Are even more potent "super-powers" off limits?
You lost your favorite possession: My Dog? Hmm....Cry for 3 years then buy another dog.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Wish it were a hundred of course!
Your date throws up on you: Depends how cute the date is...
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Kill.
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Demand he wears his "sexy outfit" and stays in Borat character long enough for us to play pin the tale on the bearded woman.
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I wouldn't want to do it, but I know who I would call ;)
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Music:
Morphine, Wilco, My Morning Jacket, Menomena, Pixies, Morrissey, Smiths, Cure, Fiona, Modest Mouse, New Order, Coltrane, Elliot Smith ,Jeff Buckley,Ray Montagne, Afghan Wigs, Band of Horses,Pete Yorn, Richard Ashcroft/The Verve, Yo La Tengo, Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, Smashing Pumpkins, Lamb, Portishead, The Shins, Bloc Party, The The, Franz Ferdinand, Luscious Jackson, The Cars, Tears for Fears, School of Fish, Joy Division, America, The Eagles, Billy Holiday, Esthero, Digable Planets, James, Miles Davis, Missy Elliot, The Arcade Fire, Yeah yeah yeahs, to be continued...
Movies:
First let me say...99% of movies shown at the theaters are by/for morons and cretins. Whatever happened to plot-driven art? I guess it didn't sell...it is a fluke when something which is actually good becomes popular. Horror movies featuring scantily-clad teenage girls who make silly mistakes only to lose clothing and get chopped up particularly repulse me, as do those who watch them. That being said, some movies should be required viewing, such as: Flirting With Disaster, Best in Show, Harold and Maude, With Friends Like Harry who needs enemies?, Of Human Bondage, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Cool Hand Luke, Trekkies, The Opposite of Sex, Midnight Cowboy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Boxing Helena, Buffalo 66, Shopgirl, Elizabethtown, Spinaltap, Down the Rabbithole, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?, Quills, Lost in Translation, Wings of a Dove, Pecker, The Bridges of Madison County, Fast Food Fast Women, Little Miss Sunshine
Television:
BBC, PBS, But really I never turn it on and I certainly don't understand the flat-screen/plasma-blahblahblah obsession...
Books:
Crime and Punishment, The Fountainhead, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Prophet, Seven Spiritual Laws of Success, Freakonomics, Henry and June, The Memoirs of Cleopatra, Are you there Vodka? It's me, Chelsea
Heroes:
Chelsea Lately, La Femme Nikita (what do you mean she is not real???), E. Jean, Anais Nin (first woman ever to pen erotica who incidentally dated Henry Miller), Morrissey, Sacha Baron Cohen, Andrew Weil (until he made the mushroom skincare line!), Joseph Campbell, Debra Harry, Dali (must they be human?), My Sister Tina who can sure shake it:)
