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About Me

I'm a full time sudent,in school for my chriopratic degree. I run my own business, check it out @ www.ambushindoorpaintball.com. I make women cry. I keep rattlesnakes for pets. I have had my heart broken . I love the smell of fear. I never forget. I sometimes forgive. I love to cook ( bbq master).My favorite spot on a woman is right behind the jaw, and just below the ear...mmmm. I can stop your heart. I give genorusly. I will stop and help strangers in need. I was a clown. I was payed to break things and hurt people. I tend to evoke strong responses in people, you either love me or hate me. I am a natural leader. I have hurt people just to hear them cry. I love a good fight. I win stareing contests. I lose spelling contests. I cannot walk on my hands. I enjoy witty banter. My favorite color is green. I wear combat boots. I was born in the wrong time. I open doors for women. I wear armor. I have destroyed a small village. I have been bitten by a green anaconda. I swim like a rock. I once got drunk and made love to a scorpion (poor fluffy). I make wine.I break a sweat every day. I have walls (thank you Nikki).
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The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.
You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You Are a Rottweiler Puppy
Powerful, smart, and protective. You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside. What Breed of Puppy Are You?..

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My Interests

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what kind of swordfighter are you??????

Ninja
You do battle by night, sliding through the shadows and destroying all who need destroyed. You are the most powerful of the swordfighters. Alone you can defeat many foes. In groups you are indestructible. You fight because that is what you're good at.

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.. You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.

Dragon

100%

WereWolf

92%

Demon

92%

Faerie

84%

Mermaid

50%

Angel

33%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
created with QuizFarm.com Devilnutts

is a Giant Dragon that Hovers Eerily, Freezes Solid when Cold, controls the Weather, and is Extremely Hydrophobic and Wreathed with Flames.

Strength: 9 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 8

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Drawing, sword play, Macs, Reptiles, Hero Clix, Cigars, Philosophy, paintball, juggling, anything to keep me occupied.

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Your Monster Profile
Wild Cannibal

You Feast On: Armadillos

You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms

You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans What's Your Monster Name?

I'd like to meet:

meat people (mmm...)Take the quiz: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "

Go n-eithe na peisteoga thu
Go n-eithe na peisteoga thu - 'May the worms eat you.'You're one sick bastard. When you die, you're going to to a very warm place. That is, if you don't already run it.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Hulk 75% The Flash 75% Spider-Man 70% Supergirl 65% Superman 60% Iron Man 55% Robin 47% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Are You Damned?
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Music:

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Nemesis
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What Is Your Animal Personality?
Wolf
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Fight club, Reservior Dogs, Pulp Ficton, Kill Bill, The Way of the Gun, Dune, Boon Dock Saints, Porn, LOTR, Training Day, Cemetary Man, The Five Deadly Venoms, Return of the five deadly venoms, most kung fu movies, Caveman, Playing God, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and most other Zombie movies. I am 19% Idiot.
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Television:

Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, Cowboy BeBop, MXC, FarScape, History channel, Stargate,Samuri Champloo, ZIM! Thundarr the Barbarian

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Books:

Shakespear, Salvatore, The Artifical Kid, Laurell K. Hamilton-Vampire hunter novels, Isaac Asimov (great stuff) ,Hitchhiker's Guide, The art of war, The book of the five rings, Comprehensive Applications of Shaolin Chin Na, Black Holes and Time Warps- Einstine's Outrageous Legacy, Grey's Anatomy As far as books are concerned, I have half of what I want, and twice as many as I can read.U CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP DEVILNUTTS AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
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Quote of the night

The quote of the night belongs to Mr. Dames." My three favorite things are, cheese burgers, nachos, and not being stabbed in the back."
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST

Unus vox cautio (Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur)

Nemo dat quod non habetQui vult dare parva non debet magna rogare.
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Fingers of DOOM!

You Are the Index FingerYou are ambitious, driven, and capable.You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it.You are honest, free thinking, and ...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:16:00 PST

This I Command

Hmm...So i was described tonight as " Volatile ". I would like to know how you feel about this. Look it up and let me know what you think.
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

wooden dresser pillow

WHAT PISSES YOU OFF?Aliens constantly probing me'What pisses you off?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Better living through chemistry

What Pill Should YOU Be Taking?Patient Name:devilnuttsPrescription:DevilnuttsoticEffects:Eliminates the need to cause a ruckus'What Pill Should You be Taking?' at QuizGalaxy.comI do tend to cause a ru...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

Aut insanit homo, aut verses facit

Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur... Aut viam inveniam aut facim
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST

It's not over yet!

Oh yes, the saga continues. So on Thursday I dislocated my left knee. And for those of you that dont know, that hurts, alot. Then my t.v. dies, and then my vacume dies. Oh and my other computer ...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

Ham from on high

So. I had the worst day I have experianced in quite a while the other day. Eh, really it was a string of days. Sunday i woke up to find that i had been bitten on the foot by a spider. No big deal. The...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

Cram a hot water bottle in it.

I have just come up with yet another theory on the subject of women. here goes; I no longer have any sympathy for women with premenstrual discomfort. Because I now view the pain you endure on a month...
Posted by Point Five Past Lightspeed on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:18:00 PST