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so one crazy day on the 27th of march 1989 on the same day not the same year though my auntie and uncle were married i come come along kicking and screaming.and here i am now the year 2006 and all things have gone down the plug hole no longer are people other two legged things you could run around with or throw play dough at or get play dough thrown at you by. now people have emotions and experiences and you speak instead of just spit out the odd ill pronounced constanant or voule (dont know how to spell it). i like the whole conversation thing you get to know me and i'll talk to you for hours its the getting on the inside thats the hard part, anyway once your in you used to have my utmost loyalty, you do know but back then you had petty scwabbles about footballs now you have the ability to have fully fledged arguements and then go off and bitch about it. i wish i was a toddler life was so much easier all these emotions we get loaded on to our backs with age are killing me i mean im all for them but dear god do they confuse the living hell out of me why cant people just be honest everything would be so much easier that way like in the old days it would be 'got a new car' then the other guy would say 'i hate it' nowadays the other guy would probably go along with it ranting on about engine size i dont know what my point was but i had one mixed in there with all the confusionwell thats mei tend to go off the point alotapparently im rain which is awesome because i love rain its legendary
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?THE 8 SIMPLE RULES
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.
I had writen a long description of each person and why they deserve their legend status but seen as my computer just randomly took me away from my space i'll give you a quick run down of the people behind me
Ben "muhammed im hard bruce lee" arshadi
laura "li'l lesbo bunny" harris
Oli "big O" raules
Chelsea "consuala" goddard
Ben "i'm a great big american legend" Black
Miss victoria "I watch desperate housewives even when i say i dont" baldwin
Mr Tom "simpleton" kenvin
Wenna "I love sociology teachers" breeze
Lizze "I'd av marilyn any day" thallon
Rob "merico" merrix
li'l rachel gordon smith
michel "your mum" nobes
james harrison "ford"
chai the creator of "fat bookstore ladys r us"
plus loads more