You may know other Joe's but I am THE Joe.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: July 23
Birthplace: Spartanburg, SC
Current Location: G'town
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'2" and change
Right Handed or Left Handed: Non-witch
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Socks
Your Weakness: Purty girls, uh hook
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra bananna peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the IEEE southeast student hardware competition.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whaa!?!?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, am I late for something?
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: 2am (strict)
Your Most Missed Memory: Dad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Immaterial
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They're both fine
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is usually more feasible
Do you Smoke: When I drink
Do you Swear: Heck Yeah
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Most days
Have you Been in Love: What do you want to hear?
Do you want to go to College: I have and am again
Do you want to get Married: It will take one hell of a lady to tie this stud down.
Do you belive in yourself: To the point of delusions of grandeur
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: So I'm told but I have a brain, ya know. I"m not just a "boy toy".
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes but my father passed away 3 years ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not particularly
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, guitar, bass harmonica and keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not in the past month...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't go on "dates".
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: In fact I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What kind of gluttonous pig...?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I will not strive that far to be cool.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Not since the 6th grade.
Ever Shoplifted: A pack of gum when I was a kid
How do you want to Die: Caught in the gears of an industrial machine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A cowboy-fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain - again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Who could possibly be so superficial?
Favourite Hair Color: Not bald
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Short
Weight: 95lbs. Get barfin' girls.
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter - They will be coming off. (jk)
Number of Drugs I have taken: How many are there?
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds but I haven't bought a CD in years. Music is free on the Internet.
Number of Piercings: Zero, jewelry is for girls.
Number of Tattoos: None. I am a blank canvass, Baby!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing.
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