"pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name"

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Rosemary, Shmo, Shmosemary, Shmocake, Romo, Romosexual, Romosapian, Romer, Ross, Ros, Ro, Roly Mo, Roseoeoeo, RosyOzone, NintenRo,The Roaster, Roast, Toaster, Toast, Roz and Rosaline (last two only for Tom)
I hate being a Rosy

yes I crank it every day

rosy [roh-zee] –adjective -
1. pink or pinkish-red; roseate.
2. (of persons, the cheeks, lips, etc.) having a fresh, healthy redness.
3. bright or promising: a rosy future.
4. cheerful or optimistic: rosy anticipations.
5. made or consisting of roses: a rosy bower.
6. I hate facebook.
Call me Roast. I am sad because all my friends use facebook now. I am full of hatred. I hate myself for this. I am not motivated to do much, so I don't. My favourite foods is cous cous,fruit flakes and cheese savouries. I get overwhelmed very easily. Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. I like to dress up and make an effort, especially for the people I care about. If you're nice to me, I'm nice to you, unless I don't like you. I have no direction in life, that's the way I like it.
After all, the world is pretty

big

and I'm only small. I don't stand much of a chance.

You might know me?

well,,
only the best people know me.
Don't judge me.
Love me.
Don't listen to my Top Friends. It doesn't mean anything. I have no friends. I hate you all. I'm crap at people. Your parents scare me. /font>
Rosie is my favourite friend.
Who ate all the pies?
[email protected]
I love getting mail. it's my favourite. Just ask for my address. yeah?

"wham bam thank you ma'm"

I <3 lucy