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Ringer

When the going gets rough, the average get conservative

About Me


I once killed a man...just for snoring.


You Are 86% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

don't be a sheep click the pick.

I'd like to meet:

simply stated...the coolest guy ever

we will await the second coming of Steve...

oh yeah, also I'd like to meet, Ike Turner, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson, Robert Blake, Robert Wagner, and probably somebody else.oh yeah and I still wanna meet people that are not homeless, and that have jet-packs. (you know who you are)

Music:

Dead Kennedys, Snot, The Clash, The Moist Boyz, The Sweet Nothings , Paul Simon, The Transplants, Rancid, Del The Funky Homosapien, Tribe Called Quest, Michael Franti, Spearhead,...Juio Iglesias?

Movies:

most movies are pretty good. really...i've only found that its the shitty movies that i don't like. hmmm. oh yeah, i'm also a huge fan of porn. snuff films...mmmm, not so much. i also like films that are not films so much as they are strip clubs. oh yeah, i also like movies about strip clubs.

Books:

The Cosby Show, Three's Company, Farscape, Quantum Leap, The Jefferson's and most other books.

Fun With Penguins
for anyone who had to endure "The March of the Penguins"
- time for payback! BATTER UP...


Heroes:

It's called flowers wilt.
It's called apples rot.
It's called thieves get rich and saints get shot.
It's called God don't answer prayers a lot.
Alright, now you know.

My Blog

A Christmas Poem

i feel like a prisonertrapped in a cellin which the door is always openi can come and go as i pleaseand the world is my oysterand my fellow inmates are clowns and monkeysoh yeah, and i may be able to...
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

Girls I've Dated

i didn't post this but it seemed worth. reposting. enjoy.The Girls I Have Dated Date: 2006-09-06, 10:30AM PDTMindy - You were my first and you said I was yours(?). It was thrilling probably because ...
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

How have we arrived at this...

Listen dimwits!! god is a primitive, and unsophisticated tool for explaing the unexplainable. it was very handy when we used to shit in holes, eat raw food and live in huts, but good morning sunshine...
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

100 Years Later

walking down market street 100 years and 4 hours after the 1906 earthquake. you can only try to imagine the what it must have been like. smoke, fires, and complete chaos. scared, disoriented refugees...
Posted by Ringer on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:46:00 PST

My Letter to Santa

Dear You Obese Trespassing Altruist,This year, I have been a very Ritalin-addled little advertising tampon. I have compulsively murdered, and I have rarely helped my mommy with their pyramid schemes....
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:53:00 PST

Fucking stoopid humans

People are such IDIOTS!!I just heard the most fucked up thing I've heard in a while...Apparently after our company X-Mas party (which I boycotted), one of my co-workers left the party completely shit-...
Posted by Ringer on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:15:00 PST

Happy Satanmas...(I wear paper hats)

HAPPY SATAN-MASand a happy screwed yearthis guy was driving me batty but if you want to watch the retard sing click here...
Posted by Ringer on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

Seduction Style

Your Seduction Style: The NaturalYou don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.You are spontaneous, sincere, a...
Posted by Ringer on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:25:00 PST

History Lesson

A History LessonHave a history teacher explain this...if they can.       Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.A...
Posted by Ringer on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

life lessons...

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down will probably steal a close relatives hairpiece or teeth. You will have your heart broken, and possibly remo...
Posted by Ringer on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:28:00 PST