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Pirate Lady

About Me

I'm a 6'2" experienced pirate looking for a land lover to be my shipmate. I enjoy long swigs of Captain Morgan's Spice Rum, plundering and pillages of neighboring towns, and digging for booty under the moonlight.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A dwarf with a sunny disposition. Bonus points if he has a talking parrot as I am currently in the market for one.

My Blog

McConaughey? Really?

Dear ladies, gentlemen and mixtures of both: It seems that I left you hanging with my epic tale. It has been days since I've updated you on my quest for vengeance and such. Do not be mistaken; I have ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:13:00 GMT

The Ninja Shall Pay!

Arghh! Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who are not sure: I have discovered the identity of the ninja who attacked me. He goes by The Dalmonator. Nubs the Navigator suggested that he is part dalmat...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:24:00 GMT

Ninjas! I Spit in their general direction!

Allow me a moment to rant about a subject that makes my blood boil and my ears itch at the same time: Ninjas! I hate ninjas. I hate them more than grapes with seeds in them. It is no secret that pirat...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:17:00 GMT

Revenge Shall Be Mine

There comes a time in every pirate's life when she must question her pirate ways. Usually, after the act of betrayal that Gazpacho and Cock-eyed Zuzu demonstrated, I would have them bound, gagged and ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:29:00 GMT

Love and Jealousy for my Dwarf

A day has passed since I've welcomed Gazpacho to my team. I must say, I think I'm in love. I'm infatuated with his low stature and high-pitched voice. When he gets excited he reminds me of a chih...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:26:00 GMT

I found my dwarf!

For years I have been searching for that special dwarfin shipmate. Finally, I found him! As I was strolling down downtown Dallas with my long pirate sword inconspicuously tucked in my breeches, I noti...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:38:00 GMT