Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything. ~Author Unknown
Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. ~Billie Jean King
The serve was invented so that the net could play. ~Bill Cosby
But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer. ~Billy Carter, while being taught a two-handed backhand shot
