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lex

when life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail

About Me

im 22 and live in chesapeake, i wanna be an actor, i have some of the best friends you could ask for, i hate soup, i cant give directions, i love comedy and useless information, im sarcastic, some people think im a dick for it, i dont care. im moody, if something doesnt go the way id like it to, i hate the situation completely. i like football and i coach soccer. i love vans, and t shirts noone else has. my room is always beyond messy. im a redskins fan, if youre not, i dont like you. im a sucker for anything acoustic. most girls are the same, which means theyre not my type. im honest and sincere. i try not to beg, borrow, or steal. i am who i am, love it or leave it, its all the same to me.

My Interests

comedy, music, movies, hanging out with friends, poker, pool, the beach, skating on occasion, reading

I'd like to meet:

mitch hedberg, the cast of that 70's show, and i guess anyone with a sense of humor that i can get along with

Music:

A Static Lullaby, AFI, The Academy Is, Acceptance, AlexisonFire, Alkaline Trio, The All American Rejects, All Time Quarterback, Allister, American Nightmare, Anberlin, Armor for Sleep, The Ataris, Atreyu, Bad Religion, Bane, Bayside, The Beastie Boys, Bed Gibbard, Blindside, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Brand New, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, Bush, Circa Survive, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Converge, Copeland, The Cure, Cursive, Dashboard Confessional, David Gray, Death Cab for Cutie, The Early November, Emery, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, Fear Before the March of Flames, Finch, Flogging Molly, The Foo Fighters, The Format, Franz Ferdinand, From Autumn to Ashes, Fuel, Fugazi, Further Seems Forever, Gatsby's American Dream, The Get Up Kids, Give Up the Ghost, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hey Mercedes, The Hives, Hot Rod Circuit, Hot Water Music, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, The Jayden Sentence, Jet, Jet Noise, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, The Killers, Led Zeppelin, Lifehouse, Mae, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Muse, MXPX, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Northstar, Poison the Well, The Postal Service, Queen, REM, Relient K, The Rocket Sumer, Rufio, Saosin, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, The Shins, Silverstein, Slick Shoes, Smashing Pumpkins, The Snake The Cross The Crown, Something Corporate, Sparta, The Starting Line, Story of the Year, Straylight Run, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Thrice, Thursday, U2, Underoath, The Used, The Von Bodies, Weezer, Yellowcard

Movies:

mallrats, anything kevin smith really, poolhall junkies, boondock saints, anything tarantino did, just about everything, i love movies, all the old cusack films, and con air and the rock, independence day, matchstick men, runaway jury, hidalgo, adam sandler flicks, donnie darko, evil dead, cecil b. demented- thanks james, cable guy, anything mafia related, batman 1 and 2, salton sea, swingers, old school, high fidelity, saving silverman, orange county, school of rock, all the american pies, the x men movies, spiderman, love actually, serendipity, identity, and so many many more

Television:

lost is the best television program of all time

Books:

michael crichton, lee child, robert ludlum, the zombie survival guide

Heroes:

is this supposed to be serious? well id have to say ummm, shit i dont know, fuck it i think ill be my own hero