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Mikey

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About Me


Stones taught me to fly.
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My Interests

I enjoy pondering the mysteries of the universe. On occasion I enjoy using my telekinetic powers to save the world. And of course I find great pleasure in kicking midgets in the groin.

I'd like to meet:

your face with my fist.

Music:

Dashboard Confessional
Sherwood
Cake
Weezer
Ben Folds
Allred
the Beatles
Copeland
Mae
The Format
Melee
Saves the Day
Taking Back Sunday
Waking Ashland
Foo Fighters
Damien Rice
Anberlin
Starting Line
Jimmy Eat World
Collective Soul
Jack Johnson
Kalai
MxPx
the Ataris
Johnny Cash

Movies:

Good movies.

Television:

24, Lost, The Simpsons, Family Guy, history channel.

Books:

LOTR

Heroes:

Dan, Nate, Mikey, Joe, and Chris until he quit. You know what I'm talking about.

My Blog

I may not be the type of guy fit for you. So just close your eyes and imagine.

A Story of Tragic Loss Gather 'round, children, and I shall tell ye a tale of yore. But beware: only the wisest may read. Once there was a little boy named Sean. One dark and dreary day, Sean was rid...
Posted by Mikey on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST

everybody's doing it.

well then....here you go. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked i...
Posted by Mikey on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:32:00 PST

Be nice to cops.

Ten random things about me: 1. I am amused by maps. 2. I like shiny things. 3. I can read minds. 4. My guitar is my one true love. 5. I wish I were black. 6. I'm fat. 7. I like ra...
Posted by Mikey on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:27:00 PST

i wish it was a cat.

so i'm bored, so i'll tell you a story. last night i was driving home from the sports academy, and it was dark, when suddenly this dog appeared right in front of me in my headlights. i totally wasted ...
Posted by Mikey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST