Amanda - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I love Dani cos she is the awesomest... and she's HOT! My best friend is a toilet roll with a face drawn on it, he goes by the name of fred, my dog's name is Boomer and he abuses Dani's dog, I love to roll around in cans of tuna (which are not mermaids because there is no such thing) and I also enjoy sharing a chilled glass of Spastic Lexia with my imaginary friends.

My Interests

i like rusty spoons....
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

Kenny G, so I can shave his hair off and hit him with his clarinet. I'd also like to meet ya mum... she's hot

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Music:

Blink 182, Taking Back Sunday, Brian Adams, Mest, Foo Fighters, Michelle Branch, Madonna, Killing Heidi, Superjesus, Kisschasy, No Doubt, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Elvis, The Beach Boys, Britney, Whitney, Kylie, Avril, Alanis!!, Missy Higgins, Cyndi Lauper, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, New Found Glory, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Incubus, Thirsy Merc, Fall Out Boy, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, Angels and Airwaves,... etc. etc. etc.

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Movies:

Fame, Evita, Flashdance, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Annie, The Wizard of Oz, Tomb Raider, Girl Interrupted, Sleepers, Seven, Scary Movie(s), American Pie(s), Murial's Wedding, Moulin Rouge, Titsiana Booberini, Empire Records, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Halloween(s), Scream(s), Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, Disturbing Behaviour, Go, Once Were Worriors, What Becomes of the Broken Hearted, American Beauty, American History X, Scarface, The Godfather(s), The Last Don, Bella Mafia, Pulp Fiction, Virgin Suicides, Drop Dead Gorgeous, and any sort of Porn really...

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Television:

Punky Brewster, Friends, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Home and Away, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Las Vegas, Footy Show(wen eddy was on), Scrubs, Arrested Development, Secret Life of Us, Last Man Standing, Acropolis Now, Family matters, Bugs Bunny Show (good times) The OC, Desperate Housewives, Melrose Place(BEST SHOW EVER!!)...

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Books:

Any book by Mills and Boon! Especially Her Body of Work by Marie Donovan :P

Heroes:

Dani Matisi, Punky Brewster, Ita Buttrose, Moira, Magda Szubanski, salad fingers, burnt face man, ya mum...

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My Blog

something about something

we are all strangers in this pantomime we call lifeeach of us confined to our own dioramafeeble creatures searching for a place to escape fromworlds within worldsfrom walking among the lifeless and co...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:35:00 PST

rise n shine

take me by the hand, spin me and trip menow kick me while i'm down, curse me and hit mei promise i wont make a sound as you force my head through the blood soaked groundmock me and spit in my face, th...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:45:00 PST

sure am

i am the sun and the mooni am midnight and nooni am fire and icei am giants and micei am sand and wateri am anarchy with orderbigger than heaven and hellsmaller than a single celli am evil and innocen...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:04:00 PST

the happy dagger

it's in, i felt the blade twist and break beneath my skini'll keep it close, like a trophy, or some prized possession you finally gave me, and i'll smile...so now i drown in a deep pool...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:58:00 PST

shazam

where the hell did i go?i know i used to be in here somewhere...it appears something's been left behind, but it seems pretty uselessbouncing hard enough to put a hole in this fucken wall, this sobriet...
Posted by Amanda on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:04:00 PST

motherfuck it

do you know what you've done?are you happy now?you've left us all with a pile of shit that we can never clean up, a void we can never filland for what?wanting to scream, shout and cry, but its fucken ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

boredom found me

i held it alli held it delicately like a fine crystal glassthen i shattered it without a doubt in my mind, and with lips stained from the cheapest wine, i walked away, without ever looking back.if i c...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

paranoia

time to find a new bag of tricks before the paranoia kicks in...fuck these broken thoughts - nothing makes sense anymore - cant hold a decent conversation with myself let alone anyone else - but who w...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

hellbound

arise to find yourself standing in the pits of hellsulphur and mercury flow through these veins nowthe blood stopped the minute this heart froze and turned to stoneall things human have been completel...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST

you know how it goes

these thoughts run through my mind like lightning... they consume me and flow through my veins like venom, because that's what they are, they're the poison that's eventually going to kill me... m...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:28:00 PST