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The Cannibal King

Large animal tranquilizer, you're my only friend....[THUD___drool]

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I have been everywhere I have ever wanted to visit. I have seen almost all of the world, to include crossing the oceans, with my very own eyes. I have met with a great many people of different countries, beliefs, and desires. I have heard stories and jokes in a hundred languages. I have gone all over the world, hoping it would change me, make me a better person, force me to grow up. It hasn't. I have partied away a sum of money that would send several people to college. I have a very capable intellect, but I choose not to fully apply it in order to avoid ulcers, hypertension, and migraines. When not constrained by work, I do what I want when I want, and enjoy every precious second of it...."Ich bin, ich werde."

My Interests

Recipes for long pig...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows how to shrink heads. I really want to know how they do that...

Music:

"It's quiet...too quiet..."- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (cue the ominous jungle drums)

Movies:

"ALIVE", "DONNER PARTY-The Musical"

Television:

Watch all the television you want, it makes you all slower and mentally deficient, i.e. easier to hunt.

Books:

Great tinder to start a barbecue with.

Heroes:

I eat people. Do you really expect me to have heroes?