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Bamapinay

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About Me

I am the proud single-mother of a "Mini Me" named Tabitha and 7 adopted gay sons: Taylor, Adam, Mikael, Dopey, Happy Pills, Sleazy, and Vanderbilt. I love performing in theatre, but usually get stuck costuming in one capacity or another- so unless I get a paycheck or a seriously meaty role, the answer is "Momma got to get paid!"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michele, Spaz, Mean Ms. Michele
Birthday: January 29, Aquarius, The Year of the Dog
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: Birmingham AL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Filipina
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bloch Dance Sneakers
Your Weakness: Store Closing Sales, Anything that's a Dessert
Your Fears: Financial Instability, Being Alone, Being Taken for Granted Again
Your Perfect Pizza: REAL Chicago Pan Pizza from Excheckers in The Loop
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting grant money for the CYO project
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: That rugrat better not miss the bus...
Your Best Physical Feature: ghetto booty
Your Bedtime: 3:30am
Your Most Missed Memory: LaBamba's "Burritos as Big as Your Head" at 3am
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke with Bacardi on the Rocks...on second thought hold the ice...in second thought hold the coke...why be so formal, just bring the bottle
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single dates if I can get him to actually LEAVE the house
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced Coffee or Flavored Coffee
Do you Smoke: you mean cigarettes?
Do you Swear: f*ck no, kiss my a**!
Do you Sing: absof*ckinglutely
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: absof*ckinglutely
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, have many Tshirts that say USC Marching Band
Do you want to get Married: sure, what the hell
Do you belive in yourself: Singing it like Lena Horne
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: at least do-able
Are you a Health Freak: workng on it
Do you get along with your Parents: Considering they live 1500 miles away, and only ask about "the baby", I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as I don't have to drive through 'em
Do you play an Instrument: hellz yeah-- all brass, all percussion, all woodwinds, piano, guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: plead the fifth
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not that I can afford to buy anything, but yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: plead the fifth
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory and demand to be buried like Eva Peron...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: filthy rich so that my family and friends can kiss my ass
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: why be forced to choose
Height: everyone's taller than me, the point would be...
Weight: doesn't matter as long as they physically fit or at least trying
Best Clothing Style: work the runway, girl...
Number of Drugs I have taken: plead the fifth
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: getting one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just one
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My Interests

I'm "the dance teacher" with over 100 students in Birmingham, AL, 90% of them are under the age of 5.(Be afraid-- be VERY afraid...) I also coach cheerleading for Holy Family's cheerleaders and dance team.


Myspace Layouts

Myspace Layouts The new project is being the program director for The Catholic Youth Organization for Birmingham (SEND MONEY!!). Alabama is hurting for Arts Education and I'm trying to fix that. For the first time in 10 years I can honestly say "I LOVE MY JOB". I teach ballet, tap. jazz, hip-hop, cheerleading and colorguard...who says you can't have fun at work...inflicting pain on childen...JUST AS SATAN PLANNED...BWA HA HAAAA!!...

I'd like to meet:

Loretta Ables Sayer (currently playing Bloody Mary in the Broadway revival of South Pacific-- GO ON GIRL!!), Pope Benedict II, Madonna (at the same time-- bonus!),Alec Mapa, Rita Moreno (again!!), Vanessa Williams, Lou Holtz (that's football & ESPN, homos), The Cast of Nip/Tuck, Chita Rivera, Kimora Lee Simmons, Lenny Kravitz and Paris "It costs alot to look this cheap" Hilton.
MySpace Countdowns

Music:

Pure Trance, Reggaton, Movie and Broadway soundtracks, classic rock, alternative music, classical music, and hip-hop. I will camp out for Lenny Kravitz and U2.

Movies:

Godfather I, II and III, Lilo & Stitch, Rudy, Wayne's World, Foreign Cinema

Television:

All Comedy Central,All Logo, Will & Grace, Nip/Tuck, That 70s Show, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Noah's ArkTake the quiz:
Which Queer Eye Guy Are You?

Jai
You are Jai! If you're not really teeny and adorable, you should be. You're in the know on the whos and whats of being hip, and you're fully aware of how to treat a girl (or boy) right. You can sing, you can dance, and you're just so cute!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Books:

"Winning Every Day" by Lou Holtz, The Great Gatsby,"How to Make Love Like a Porn Star" by Jenna Jamison and "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People"...which I never finished reading if that tells you anything. My absolute favorite book of all time is Roget's Theaurus with endless entries for "dumb*ss"---LOL! .lightbluetext12

Heroes:

Our Troops that have or are currently serving in Iraq. Our prayers are with you "Over There". God Bless the USA.

My Blog

counting my blessings

I was just starting to wrap Xmas presents, start hauling xmas stuff outta the crawlspace when I was pondering how our Thanksgiving holiday was (any day where I can sleep in is always a good day)...whe...
Posted by Bamapinay on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:48:00 PST

Tabitha’s Birthday

Well, today was "Mini Me's"birhday...weekend. It started off with a mother/daughter manicure pedicure.  Then she was whisked for her daddy weekend.  Poor b*stard-- great idea to take the rug...
Posted by Bamapinay on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:04:00 PST

cliff note version of current events

It's f*cking 3am-- my significant otherling is alseep while my "Mini Me" is stretched out taking up what's supposed to be MY bed.  How the hell can such a tiny rugrat take up so much space. ...
Posted by Bamapinay on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:10:00 PST

The Bestest Birthday Ever

My birthday started with people calling me up at 6:45AM to wish me a happy birthday.  If my friend Bill didn't call me, my ass would not have gotten up at all..  I had to charge my cell phon...
Posted by Bamapinay on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

Spaz's Love Horoscope This Week-- Me Likey!!

Love Horoscope for the Week of:Monday, January 22, 2007 --> -->Michele Sanders,You're not the shy type, but this could be a stay-at-home weekend that works perfectly for you now. Instead of hitting th...
Posted by Bamapinay on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

Mean Ms. Michele's Romance Horoscope for this Week

Love Horoscope for the Week of: Monday, January 15, 2007 Michele Sanders,The New Moon in your sign this weekend blows plenty of fresh air into your personal life. You're ready for a change and you can...
Posted by Bamapinay on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

the good thing about a january birthday (or late dec bday)

This is for my buddies that have a "somewhere around the Xmas / Hanukkah / Kwanzaa" birthdays that usually get screwed out of a bday present--- it doesn't suck because like my daughter and I who have ...
Posted by Bamapinay on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

You Aksed for It-- Mean Ms. Michele's Xmas list

Way too many people have been texting me because they say "they have to clue what to get me for Xmas"---pul-leeze!! I think I have got to be the easiest person to buy for, and they're not so horribl...
Posted by Bamapinay on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST

Xmas 2006 Toy Craze

Last nite-- Michael and I went late nite shopping to increase our chances of finding a couple choice Xmas items. Michael is on the quest for the PS3 after the Irondale location announced that they go...
Posted by Bamapinay on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

Gawd, being sick sucks

Going on to week two of the asthma attacks that won't die. It kicks my a** because most people spend money on cool stuff like CDs, clothes, vacations...NOT ME!! My money goes to heavy duty prescripti...
Posted by Bamapinay on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST