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My COOPA TROOPAS have always loved COOP Facts--so I'm gonna list them occasionally as they come to me. Enjoy!COOP thoroughly dislikes speedbumpsCOOP is always fashionably lateCOOP really loves Christmas COOP is not fond of vegtablesCOOP secretly loves to be challengedCOOP is infatuated with storytelling COOP is rapidly building a large sunglasses collection COOP is not afraid to eat alone in publicCOOP is a huge fan of honest communicationCOOP has big heat with broken hairs COOP loves to read comments on his pageCOOP always moves onward and upwardCOOP is not a fan of trianglesCOOP feels rotten if he doesn't do play ball COOP occasionally drinks orange juiceCOOP will one day be a world championCOOP never stretches as much as he shouldCOOP often desires shrimpCOOP is a master of speech COOP sleeps wearing only shortsCOOP tans from a canCOOP always has time for his kidsCOOP is an occasional fan of candy COOP desperately needs a housekeeper COOP marks out for hotel shower lamps COOP is not very high on flip-floppersCOOP always leaves voicemails COOP hates when people call and don't leave voicemailsCOOP appreciates all the love you show himCOOP prefers boxers to briefsCOOP sometimes like to enjoy a long island ice teaCOOP never gets enough sleep due to late night tvCOOP's typical bedtime is 3 a.m.COOP ideally likes to wake up at noon COOP keeps his wwe ticket stubbsCOOP always uses turn signalsCOOP admires the energy of kidsCOOP loathes having to get up early COOP is not afraid to pass on double yellow lines COOP wants a heated toilet seat COOP gets extremely annoyed with dial up connectionsCOOP prefers dogs to cats COOP hates text messagesCOOP hates using change at storesCOOP says what he means, and means what he saysCOOP occasionally craves cheese cake COOP lives for meaningful quotes COOP usually exceeds the speed limit COOP had a 100 average in health COOP's guilty pleasure is gummy bears COOP's favorite season is summer COOP is a big fan of choclate milkCOOP loves to make illegal driving maneuversCOOP's favorite color is blackCOOP always sees the glass half full, not half emptyCOOP throughly enjoys pizzaCOOP's fingernails grow very rapidlyCOOP understands why people say MySpace is addictive COOP has had 7 speeding tickets COOP has gotten out of over 15 speeding tickets COOP's favorite college sports team is GEORGETOWN COOP prefers not to flyCOOP is not a fan of hospitals COOP digs BBQ's COOP constantly sports fitted hats COOP hates not being able to be in control COOP wants to go to asiaCOOP loves the scents of candles COOP's favorite number is three COOP currently has more dreams than memoriesCOOP has a fondness for crossesCOOP prefers dr pepperCOOP always orders his meat cooked well doneCOOP is a fan of all that is hardcoreCOOP is notfond of communicating via text messagingCOOP absolutely despises stress COOP strongly dislikes onions COOP has never hung the phone up during a conversation COOP hates when people stand still on people movers in airports COOP is one rated r mother fucker

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