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jeff

Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I apologize to you if i dont seem real eager to jump into a forced, awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling, you're sitting there, you're wondering. "Do i have food on my face? am i eating? am i talking enough? Are they talking enough? Am i interested? I'm not really interested. Should i play like i am interested? But i am not that interested. But i think she might me interested.But do i want to be interested? But now she's not interested." So now, i'm starting to get interested. And when am i supposed to kiss her? Do i have to wait for the door? 'cause then it's awkward, it's like "well, goodnight." Do you do like the ass-out hug? where you like--you hug each other like this, and the ass sticks out because your trying not to get too close, or do you go right in and just kiss 'em on the lips or don't kiss 'em at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering, "are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a game called "just the tip." Just for a second, just to see how it feels,or ouch ouch, your on my hair."

Music:

country & rock

Movies:

Hoosiers,Rounders,Along Came Polly,Fight Club,Tin Cup,Joe Dirt, Tombstone,Rocky, Anchor Man, Dumb and Dumber,Wedding Crashers,Grandma's Boy,40 year old virgin,Young Guns,Old School,The Rock,The Goonies,Hitch,Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Talladega Nights just to name some.

Television:

not much for t.v. espn of course and married with children. is that still on? lolWedding Crashers

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Books:

pimp myspace

anything with pictures in it

Heroes:

My mom,dad,grandparents,and plenty of others