disillusioned freelance journalists - especially writers trying to pitch to fashion magazines; third culture kids; Paris obsessives; tattooists who specialize in traditional Japanese tattooing; Guitar Wolf; people who dance Cuban salsa in Sydney (I do NOT like the Puerto Rican or LA dance style of salsa - I am a lazy chica with a big ass, not a show pony); endometriosis sufferers; photographers; illustrators; graphic designers/creative directors; and it goes without saying - bons vivants