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New York City, songs with clapping in them, songs with whistling in them, nightswimming, the name Bradferpher, collegiate sports, gatos, being a booze hound frequently, being an asshole on occasion, anything involving David Lynch, anything involving Alton Brown and Guitar Hero.
High-class prostitutes.
- "Want some bacon?"
+ "Naw man I don't eat pork..."
- "Are you Jewish?"
+ "Naw I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."
- "Well why not?"
+ "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
- "Yeah but bacon taste good, pork chops taste GOOD."
+ "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nuthin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
- "How about a dog...a dog eats its own feces."
+ "I don't eat dog either!"
- "Yeah but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
+ "I wouldn't go so far to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality, and personality goes a long way."
- "Ahhh, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal...is that true?"
+ "Well we have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig...I mean he have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Flight of the Conchords, TDS and The Colbert Report
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Steven Patrick Morrissey