emily profile picture

emily

littlemissshitshow

About Me

the sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws

My Interests

transendentalism, being a real liberal asshole, shakin my fist at the media machine and materialism, mackin it to doods, good beer and not so good beer, stoopin' it, super bad and swaggerous all damn day, wearin high tops although i hate tieing shoes, literature, culture, hablando espanol, politics alternative energy and corporate corruption, lookin out for danger and shit, runnin my mouth off, doin my own damn thing... regardless, Tahiti Takeout, i used to like my chemistry kit a lot but my brain cells cant take it anymore, making all kinds of strange friends, sitting on the boxes and being Dr. Phil at work, havin all my rhythm come out my head, whats really good according to my pops, being an asshole, moving far away, moving back, loving pittsfield, breakin hearts and tellin lies, seein the lights of town you know that sort of shit.

I'd like to meet:

internet stalkers and perverts. dirty old men. hopeless myspace romantics. you know, my kinda people.

Music:

anything that means it. anything not pre-packaged and mass marketed for the consumption of the stupid and culturally lazy.

Movies:

the batman movie with adam west, the harder they come, kids, suburbia, the wedding singer, breakfast at tiffany's, lebowski, theres something about mary. the original star wars trilogy i hate the new shit so dont go there. full metal jacket. anything involving bill and ted. roger & me. cool runnings. ferris bueller obviously.

Television:

raises my blood pressure

Books:

catcher in the rye. catch 22. pnin. salad days, breakfast at tiffany's, emerson, thoreau, hawthorne all the romantics, arthur miller,All the King's Men, cannery row, grapes of wrath, hst and leary bukowski etc, i could nerd it out all day...

Heroes:

Whitey Bulger, the robin hood of south boston, frank abegnale jr. and my pops becuase he taught me to be scrappy and never ever forgot where he came from

My Blog

hate people who arent what they seem, more than anything else the american dream.

I was watching the news this morning and first of all the today show really has no news. its all bored housewife go green advice and how to get older gracefully and get married on live television for ...
Posted by emily on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

i got somethin to say, i killed a baby today

So i'm all watching TV gettin brainwashed and shit with my coffee in the morning and the Today show is all talkin about how these 6 teenage girls and two boys lured/kiddnapped some other 16 year old&n...
Posted by emily on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

lalalallalala

1.Song that always makes you sad?mo money mo problems .... nostalgic you know2.Last thing you bought?beer at the forge3.Last person you argued with?uhhh sauce?Do you put Butter before putting the pean...
Posted by emily on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:11:00 PST

yah you know

1. Are you taller than your best friend?yeah but shes got bigger boobs than me2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?the kind that writes, no im not one of those kids3. Look at your planner for March 7...
Posted by emily on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:28:00 PST