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S.

May your crow be smaller than an emu.

About Me

I have been told that I have impeccable table manners and present myself as a man of leisure and sex appeal.

And a few germane quotes:

"A meal that ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye"

-- Brillat-Savarin

On the merits of living to the fullest -

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: Woo Hoo, what a ride!"

My Interests

Travel, eating, drinking and being merry, singing to my dog, vintage sports cars, wandering, camping, reading, cartoons, paying homage to the dark lords, whiskey by the fire, sushi, museums, beautiful well engineered or well constructed things, furniture, most art.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting, fun and worldly who can hold a decent conversation. A somewhat sardonic sense of humor is also required. People who have cool dogs. People who don't kill bugs. Weird and beautiful people.

Music:

Right now... Pinback, Johnny Cash, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Cat Power, Massive Attack, Elliot Smith, Aiyb Dieng, Bill Laswell, Praxis, Al Green, Pete Seeger, Cab Calloway, Clinton Fearon, Jeff Buckley, Snoop, Keb Mo, Mr. Bungle, Nick Cave, Spiritualized, Voltaire... bunch of other stuff...

Movies:

Eraser Head, Watership Down, Dr. Caligari (better living through chemistry, yo!), Amelie, Jesus of Montreal, Drowning by Numbers, A Zed & Two Noughts, The Residents, LOTR, Old School, Legend of Ron Burgundy, Allegro non troppo, Incredibles, Last Temptation of Christ, Empire of the Sun, Fiddler on the Roof, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, Hero, House of the Flying Daggers, Dreamscape, Terminator I, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones (1 & 3), Top Secret, Young Frakenstein, Night of the Lepus, Stranger Than Fiction, Calamari Wrestler

Television:

eh... not so much...

Sporadically - West Wing, those shows where they build cool stuff from junk, hotrod/motorcycle fabrication shows, Unwrapped, back in the day -- Buffy.

Cartoons:

Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, Dilbert, Drawn Together (sometimes), Dexter's Lab, Classic Loony Toons, Samurai Jack, Mark Fiori, Don Hertzfeld (bitterfilms), Spike and Mike, Vampire Hunter D, Foamy the Squirrel, Cowboy Bebop, Aeon Flux

Books:

Something poignant and complex. Historical in nature. Great thinkers with base philosophies a plus. Sometimes (in moments of weakness) crap Vampire lit.

Huxley, Burroughs, Kerouac, Vonnegut, Voltaire, Alvin Schwartz, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Robert Shay, Robert Anton Wilson, Munro Leaf, Robert Lawson, Umberto Eco, many others that escape me at the moment...

Last one(s): A Short History of Nearly Everything, Freakonomics, The Diamond Cutter, Tropic of Cancer, probably others...

Every one should read, and give a kid a copy of Ferdinand the Bull.

My Blog

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Posted by S. on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

The closest I get to hero worship...

Bright Eyes
Posted by S. on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

Sometimes I believe there is hope for the world...

Nice.
Posted by S. on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:04:00 PST

How do you like them apples...

Strange when one considers how pragmatic I am......
Posted by S. on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:04:00 PST

8th Grade Math...

You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? This is the most difficult thing I've had to do in a long time....
Posted by S. on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:34:00 PST

Where I'll be in Hell...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to:   Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis   You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Befor...
Posted by S. on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:29:00 PST

Finally filled out a survey...

Body: 1. How tall are you?6'0"   2. Do you own a gun?Yes   3. Rehab?No   4. Have you ever killed an animal?Yes. I wouldn't now.   5. Are you Irish?No   6. What do yo...
Posted by S. on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:35:00 PST

US Citizenship Test

You Passed the US Citizenship Test Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?...
Posted by S. on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST