silly hillbilly... |
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice."It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like a...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST |
think before you speak! |
Subject: think before you speakHave you ever spoken and wished that you couldimmediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole?Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.......
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:27:00 PST |
one flaw in women |
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
designated decoy...hmmmmm |
Only a person in IOWA could think of this!From the county where drunk driving used to considered a sport in our time, comes this story.Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Melcher,...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST |
the new English |
The EU Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, t...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST |
another priceless moment! |
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my s...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:27:00 PST |
When i say, "I'M BROKE!!" I'M BROKE!! |
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST |
think about it..... |
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is,...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:40:00 PST |
keep your mouth shut!! |
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clockedyou at 80 miles per hour, sir."The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhapsyour radar gun needs cal...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST |
true friendship from A-Z |
(A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up ! ! on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives uncondi...
Posted by how Paula got her groove back on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST |
