Joe

If life were an X-game, I'd definitely have my share of trophies. I'm a straight up mofo with true sense of coolness of the insides and some panache' on the outside. The everyday surreality is what I live for, along with the beautfully simple shit most people take for granted. My amp definitely goes to 12 instead of 11. I'm also an uncontrollable dichotomy unto myself. One minute I can be a full-on grease monkey contemplating the ramifications of an oil embargo in El Salvador, and the next, composing a nocturne in the key of D while doing my taxes. Actually I'm a fucking retard with numbers. I like Vegas but I can't play blackjack `coz I think I've got numeric dyslexia. No matter the social situation, I am never the "blending in" kinda guy but I can hold my own with anyone on any topic, yetI'm not opinionated by any means! Most of the times I am by most to be considered the creative type, which I'm fine with. Women who tend to be drawn to me are usually attracted by the quite, dark and brooding guy but I'm actually pretty genuine and kind. Peel back the skin, cut thru the bone, and I think I'm really no different than any other bloke on the planet! ....Yeah right. Don't you believe it cupcake!