I live in Chicago. I like living here. If I didn't, I'd move. I really don't believe in doing things that make you unhappy. I work a lot. Sometimes I make a lot of money. Usually I don't. It doesn't bother me.
I get along with a lot of people, but I don't get along with a lot more. When I don't get along with someone, it's almost invariably my fault. I call people on their bullshit. I appreciate being called on my own. I'm completely incapable of hiding how I feel about anyone or anything.
I prefer books to television, faces to bodies, aisle seats to window seats, and excellent food to just about anything. I have never in my life had a positive experience with Jameson, pigeons, or virgins.
I have all sorts of theories about the world that are grounded in little or no reality. My dream job would be for someone to pay me to talk about them.
There's at least a 60% chance that I drink too much.
Five things I like are: fashion magazines, football, musicals, creativity, taking baths.
Five things I absolutely fucking hate are: MySpace, micromanagers, bad parents, washing dishes, the word "entitled."