I am a flip flop feminist with a disdain for patriarchy. Still I enjoy the luxuries of sexism, and thrive sweet bliss of political ignorance. I exist in two worlds that constantly collide, and I'm not looking for the emergency exit.
I'm intelligent and confident. I get paid to talk, and even more to listen. So keep talkin' that sh*t. Nope, I got nothin' on Oprah, but check with me again in a few years. I might even let you work for me.
I'm a capitalist activist. I'm allergic to Pan-Africanist-Rastafarian-Hebalist-Black-Nationalists, and coffee loving bureaucrats with mini-vans and cottages. But I got some Allegra for that ass. So you suckas are tolerable now.
I'm on a mission to penetrate the circles of influence and break them open for my poor, oppressed and pessimistic peers (See...I told yall, I could get in). I challenge institutions to work on my terms, and they listen.
I destroy doubt so that I can rebuild on a lost legacy of solidarity. Feel free to join in, but enter at ya own risk. Cut to commercial.