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Maximus Carontus

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this...

About Me

I am co-owner of a full scale promotional and production company called Chi-Sky Productions. We specialize in advertising, promotions, band/event bookings, club promo, print work, video production, etc. Click the link below for more info on my company.
Link to Chi-Sky Productions Inc.
I've got a bunch of badass friends doing their own thing too, check out their profiles and go see them if your near them or their near you!

Play Games at Maximus's Arcade!

My Interests

food, art, music, women, sports... in that order.

I'd like to meet:

an alien.

Music:

Tool, Alice in Chains, The Cure, Outkast, Billy Idol, Pink Floyd, Mos Def, Common, Faith No More, The Cult, DJ MIX MASTER SUPREME MAXIMUS ATTACKIMUS CARONTUS, Lifted, Bowie, Dynamic Vibrations, Rabbit in the Moon, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Bjork, B.O.C., Jurassic 5, & David Allen Coe. I like everything from all the dead heroin addict rockstars to old school hip hop and rap acts that were actually good. Music now-a-days sucks!!! (w/ exceptions)

Movies:

TALLADEGA NIGHTS, Boondock Saints, The Stoned Age, Red Dawn, City of God, Young Guns I & II, Mad Max Trilogy, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Uncle Buck, Anchorman, Zoolander, Along Came Polly, Vision Quest, Basquiat, The Breakfast Club, The Princess Bride, Sin City, Fear & Loathing, Spaceballs, Big Fish, Harlem Nights, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, all the National Lampoons Vacations, Natural Born Killers, old war movies, & Debbie Does Dallas.

Television:

Curb, DOG- THE BOUNTY HUNTER, Simpsons, Ali G, Entourage, Howard Stern, Big Love, Ultimate Fighter (male soap opera), i watch a lot of history and discovery if one of my shows aren't on.

Books:

anything by Cliff.

Heroes:

WHITE SOX, LSU, DA BULLS, DA BEARS, DA HAWKS!

My Blog

How To Save The World!

Through advances in medical technology, Eugenics, and Maximus Carontus a plan to save the world from retardation and ultimately its demise has been created....
Posted by Maximus Carontus™ on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

CFC6

Hosted By: Maximus CarontusWhen: Saturday Feb 25, 2006 at 6:00 PMWhere: Concordia Theater6134 W. CermakCicero, IL 60804USDescription:Full Contact Cage Fighting!!! Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Maximus Carontus™ on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

Check out this event: Combat-do Fighting Challenge 5

Hosted By: tim carontiWhen: Saturday Dec 17, 2005 at 6:00 PMWhere: Concordia Theater6134 W. CermakCicero, IL 60804USDescription:Full Contact Cage Fights!!!Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Maximus Carontus™ on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:37:00 PST

Check out this event: PARTY!!!

Hosted By: Maximus CarontusWhen: Friday Nov 25, 2005 at 10:00 PMDescription:Party of the Year!!! Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Maximus Carontus™ on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:50:00 PST