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John

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

How's it going? My name's John and I'm 35. I live in Oceanside Ca. I'm a single male. I have some hair on my back. I'm 6'5", blonde, hazel. I'm a Virgo and enjoy going to the movies and taking long romantic walks on the treadmill. I like doing the robot and talking to myself. I make faces at small children while there parents aren't watching. I cry all the time. I have learned to appreciate the new and more distinguished flavor of Orbits mojito gum. I'm just kidding about doing the robot. But I'm totally serious. I feel pretty bad about giving up on Tridents strawberry and lime juice gum. I was up to about 3 paks a week. I like to surf, skate, workout, makeout, full contact dating, bare knuckle boxing and calling my mom. I also like going to heavy petting zoo's. I want to let all of my friends know that I will always be there for you. Unless "there" is your house on moving day, or maybe if "there" is in the middle of the ocean with alot of sharks around. I also would not want to be "there" if there was in front of a firing squad or "there" might be serving a 50 yr. prison sentence in micronesia for using your body to be a drug runners pack mule. I think when someone tells you he or she will be "there" for you. He or she means for ice cream or movies, collecting your lottery winnings with you and meeting up with you for a dinner that you will be paying for. I think that is what I will be "there" for you means.

My Interests

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I wake her with a kiss of a new day that both of us know could be our last. We breath in like two babies just coming into the world to start a beautiful and dangerous adventure. We f@*K like rockstars on tour. Fueled by a fire no one knows quite like us. Then I make us breakfast. She slinks out to the table in my wifebeater and black panties. We eat, laugh and tell each other our stories accumulated along life's twisted trails and paths less traveled by. She is non judgemental and does not become hurt by a relationship of past. She knows its just life. And I'm already hot for her again. We are symbiotic like waves & shores, the moon and stars, my cadillac and the sweet sound of Tu pac's voice rappin " Picture Me Rollin." We never speak against each other, in any crowd. I smoke and tell her I want to quit one day. She tells me to blow her smoke rings. She is kind just like me and cares about others. If someone mistakes my kindness for a weakness and I become violent. She always hugs me and bites my neck, tells me I'm her tough guy. Whispers into my ear and makes the demons go back to sleep. If she couldn't walk I would carry her to the ends of the earth. She says she needs me like she needs air and it makes me higher than any drug could ever get me.