KARATEB0B - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi friends! My name is Jeff, and I am glad to be back in the good ol' USA. I was in the United States Air Force for seven years. I was stationed in Texas for my first four and England for my last three. I've been all over the world for business and pleasure (check out my pictures).Since separating from the military, I've been going back to school and concentrating on my degree in Business Management. I am one of those students who are just getting a degree to fall back on, but I'm not really excited about jumping into an office job.I'm currently not working, because that shit is for suckers! I'm living off my independant wealth and benefits from being a veteran. However, I am looking towards getting into defense contracting this Summer. We'll see how that goes. Lots of opportunity to travel and yet again live overseas.I'm definately into meeting new people and having a good time. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I never have tried any of these things and never will. I don't see a point in it. I'm a pretty sweet designated driver though.I've been blowing off my musical side for a while now. I moved back home and I have no space to play, let alone store all of my equipment. Besides, it would get too damn loud where I'm at anyhow. I need to get into a new house.If you like what you've read so far, hit me up. I'm always looking to hang out with new and different people.
P.S. We all know how much I love to BATTLE DANCE!!! There are time honored encounters heralded throughout the Universe, such as... Jeff Defeats The Devil in Canada, Jeff Defeats The British (numerous times), and ECM TAG TEAM BATTLE DANCING!!! I am most proud to release, from the archives, THE Battle Dance that started it all...
BATTLE DANCE!!! - Crazy Legs Akbar!

My Interests

There's a whole bunch of stuff thats going to go here. First off... music! I play, and produce my own music. I play guitar, bass, and drums. I have recording equipment that needs the dust brushed off of it. So it would be fun to get some friends over to jam. I'll try and get some of my stuff on here.I also love to travel. Living in England made it easy to travel all around Europe and the Air Force took care of fighting in the shit holes.I'm a full time student now while I ignore the workforce.Other than that stuff, just hanging out with friends is always good. We have lots of great adventures! If there's anything else you wanna find out about me, just go ahead and ask. I'm a great conversationalist!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can make me laugh. I love meeting new people all around the world. I tend to keep in touch with people that I meet randomly on my travels.Also, anyone who wants to start a band.You know, to send out a positive message... Like the song below...

Music:

The musical stylings of myself! I go by the name Back Seat Accident, on my own label Newmerica Records. It's all very introductory, more of a hobby... but one day... one day! As for my favorites, I love rock music. Mainly 90's alternative. Some new stuff is good too, but a lot of crap out there now. I also listen to oldies, blues, jazz, classical, country, and motown. Just about anything will make me battle dance! I'm not even going to get into bands and artists... would be on here for days!

Movies:

Comedy is great. Some of my favorites are Dirty Work, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Airheads, and Billy Madison. These are only a few, I could go on for days. I also like action and drama. Ask me if you really want me to get into my favorites

Television:

I dont watch too much T.V. If I do, it's usually the Discovery Channel or the History Channel. Otherwise I'll be watching sports and I'll try to catch some funny stuff like South Park, Family Guy, and Conan O'Brien. I can't wait for Futurama to come back!

Books:

I'm not much of a reader. I dont find many books interesting. ..

Heroes:

My heroes are my family and friends. From my brother and parents, to cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. They're all an influence to how I became Jeff! I dont see how anyone else could impact my life more than them.

My Blog

Check out this event: Denali National Park Camping Trip!!!

Hosted By: Jeff MelcherWhen: June-ish 2009Where:DENALI NATIONAL PARK, AK 99755United StatesDescription:Bad ass camping trip!Click Here To View Event...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:43:00 PST

Defender of the free world!

Hello Friends! I have been away for a little while. I've been promising you all pictures from my adventures of freedom out in Cyprus. These are only about 10% of what I&nbs...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

Cambridge Monarchs 2006 Premier Division Champions!!!

I just found out that this past weekend the baseball team I played for this season are British Premier Division Champions! Here's the article from www.baseballsoftballuk.com. It ...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:21:00 PST

Happy Birthday Dumpy!

It was a day to remember yesterday. It was Dumpy's 23rd Birthday Bash! I decided to make a good time out of it and bring my giant inflatable birthday clown, party hats and decora...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:43:00 PST

What?! No clouds... Sun!!! Is this England?!

Wow, it was such a beautiful day today! That may not seem like much, but when you live in England it's a phenomenon. As a spontaneous decision Dustin, Kami, Joey Z, Adam, Johnny V, Ky...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:39:00 PST

Dear Smelly Hippies,

This is written by Major General Vernon Chong, MD, USAF Retired. He's a highly decorated Air Force Pilot, Flight Surgeon, past Commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Anto...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST

Foo Fighters + Jeff = Music Video History?

Here's the story. On the 25th of January my room mate Jason and I were in Winterthur, Switzerland. Why were we there? You may ask yourself this question, but fear not, I have th...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:58:00 PST

Dumpy + Titties = Fun Friday!!!

So Dumpy is hanging out with the towel heads for a while and we went to the local tittie bar to see him off. I was a bit hesitant at first because tittie bars are lame and this one would be...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:29:00 PST

This was going to be a bulletin, but I decided this had to be archived in the BLARGH!!!

So, this is what the bulletin was going to look like. O.K. friends... I couldn't go out tonight because of the lack of el transporto de la automobilio. So instead of meeting a beautiful young wo...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:46:00 PST

I rock Iraq!

Well here it is... the legendary video (You might have to try the link a couple times, google has issues)http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-359542758384 3750574...
Posted by KARATEB0B on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST