About me, hmmm... Well, as most of you know the my divorce is soon to be final and bill gates will no longer be my husband. With that said, please stop asking to borrow money, I clearly have none. So here sits a single, half naked, soon to be queen of your double wide trailer... if you play your cards right.I live for my friends and family and am completely convinced that life is one giant party, and I DoNt skip out on parties. Some may call it "alcoholism", I say I'm thirsty... and everyone gets thirsty, but no one gets prostitutes for free.I have no hobbies and very little interests and my only talents consist of sock changing and giraffe scratching. I was just recently training for the olympics, but when I found the remote my training was immediately reduced to finger lifting. Losing the remote was easily the most athletic 5 minutes of my life, but the heart attack was only mild.I'm hungry.
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