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Southern Rules

Southern Rules 1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll k...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Oaths - Enlistments

Oath of Enlistments All persons, upon entering Military Service and upon reenlistment, are required to take the Oath of Enlistment. At one time, the Oath of Enlistment was the same for all services. ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:29:00 GMT

Military ~ tell the truth!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when your drunk MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:37:00 GMT

Man Laws Rule!

Man Laws!!! 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Ang...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 13:11:00 GMT

Roll Tide with the Pride!

No Parent Left Behind .... I promise you cannot read these and not laugh outloud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district.Spellings have been left intact.1. My son is und...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:39:00 GMT

In Fla!!

Okay, so I made it to Florida - very long trip with an even longer story  And it's been brought to my attention that people do check me out - on myspace, in true life, via pics, and word of mout...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:18:00 GMT

The Relationship Handbook Quickie

It really is an awesome book and explains why guys run the other way. Haha. Here's Chapter 1...it's available to read on www.bn.com where I ordered the book. But I'll just paste it here. Chapter One: ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:24:00 GMT

IN ATL

Okay Peeps, so here the down and skinny... I'm in ATL right now preping for my Series 7 class next week - gonna be pretty intense... So, if you try to email or call me and I don't answer... please don...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Fat Day

Ever have those days that the moment you first wake up, you just know it's gonna be a hard day ~ well, welcome to my day...Woke up, only to find out it's my "special time"  Tried on a pair of cap...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:12:00 GMT