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Mike the sentient ficus.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I breathe. I eat. I sleep. Don't we all? I try to be as different as at all possible(in safe socially acceptable ways of course). I enjoy subversion in most of it's forms, and hate to be put in any kind of box.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bob Smith (from Newark)

My Blog

Harry potter vs Gandalf

Ok, check this out. I run into a group based on the idea that Harry Potter could beat Gandalf. I figured it was the responsibility of all sane people to combat such erroneus information wherever th...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Dec 2004 23:41:00 GMT

My 12/11/04 bulletin

Hey, so I go to fill out my profile, and am doing quite nicely without any particular frustration when I suddenly (cue spooky music) reach the ethnicity box. Now I have to warn you, I am very sensitiv...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Dec 2004 14:10:00 GMT

In case you missed it.

Who is this Tom character anyway? I just noticed that he's on everybody's friend page. EVERYBODY'S! Is it just me or does that freak anybody else out? Who is he? Why is he watching us? Why is he every...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Dec 2004 21:37:00 GMT

First impression

Uh, hello? Is this thing on? I'm not sure how to begin. Blogging is a grave responsibility and a sacred trust. What I say could effect millions of people. Children, seniors, even meteorologists. And w...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 19:19:00 GMT