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Brandon: I just don't understand why you do what you do. You seem to only care about yourself, and don't appreciate what anyone does for you. Just because you thank someone doesn't make it genuine. So, I am going to be selfish for a moment, I am going to let you in on the secret I've kept from you. I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but it just wasn't the time. I'm not sure if it's the right time now, but you are an adult and now have the right to know. Check my profile, and you will find out my secret. Good luck in whatever you do, you're going to need it. And by the way, if anyone loves you, it was the ones you hurt the most. Stop burning bridges. That's all I'm going to say, everything else has already been said twice over. I do love you, I just hate how you are.
Kaitlyn: Mi hermanastra latina! I sooo wish we could spend more time together getting to know each other. We've got so much to talk about and learn, the good, the bad, and the ugly! Right now, we're worried about being cool with each other, and maybe we're not completely comfortable talking about personal stuff, but if you ever have ANY questions about me or anything you may want to know and don't know who to ask, please talk to me. We're trying to squish less than a year of knowing each other in the lifetimes we've lived, and I want to know everything about you, and I want you to know everything about me! I'm excited for the future, and I'm proud I have such a beautiful and mature sister! Never forget that babydoll!And for the rest of my family...
Dad: I am so happy I took a risk and contacted you. My life wouldn't be complete if I didn't take that step. We're still getting to know each other, but no matter what, you're my father. I still am amazed seeing myself in you.
Tiff: My party girl! Good times are still to come!
♥ Meet Don, my hubby ♥
I wouldn't mind meeting these people...
..And the funniest people in the world (to me, at least)...
♥ Nick Swardson (Grandma's Boy, Reno 911, Blades of Glory, Bench Warmers)
♥ Jim Carey
♥ Steve Carrell
♥ Will Farrell
♥ RIP Chris Farley & Mitch Hedberg
♥ Katt Williams
♥ Sarah Silverman
♥ Lisa Lampanelli
Linkin Park
Staind
Social Distortion
The Offspring
10 Years
Chevelle
Notorious BIG
Lil Wayne
T.I.
Ludacris
Mary J. Blige
Lil Kim
Akon
T-Pain
Lloyd
Aerosmith
Jack Johnson
REM
The Eagles
Fleetwood Mac
Lynard Skynard
Guns N' Roses
Heart
Christina Milian
Nelly
Justin Timberlake
Timbaland
Missy Elliott
Aaliyah
Eminem
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Godsmack
Black Sabbath
U2
My Chemical Romance
Weezer
Bow Wow
Elton John
Marvin Gaye
Diana Ross
Pussycat Dolls
Akon
Yung Joc
Trina
Trick Daddy
POD
Ice Cube
Method Man
Beyonce
Jay-Z
Cypress Hill
The Righteous Brothers
Young Jeezy
HIM
Blink-182
Bette Midler
Outkast
Ben E. King
Billy Idol
The Fray
...more to come
The Notebook
Grandma's Boy
Ace Ventura 1 & 2
American History X
Anchorman
American Pies
Black Hawk Down
Be Cool
Braveheart
Borat
Chappelle's Show Seasons 1 & 2
Clash of the Titans
The Messengers
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Just Friends
Waiting
Full Metal Jacket
Meet the Fockers
Starsky and Hutch
Beaches
Jackass
Glory
The Amityville Horror
The Craft
Big Daddy
Billy Madision
Beverly Hills Ninja
Boyz N' the Hood
Bruce Almighty
City of Angels
Crank
Friday, Next Friday, Friday after Next
Varsity Blues
Dirty Dancing
Dumb & Dumber(er)
E.T.
Elf
Haggard
Grind
Legends of the Fall
Exorcism of Emily Rose
Freddy Got Fingered
In the Name of the Father
Last of the Mohicans
Click
A River Runs Through It
Interview of Vampire
School for Scoundrels
Bad Santa
Armageddon
Pulp Fiction
Lord of the Rings Triology
Pirates of the Caribbean
Ned Kelly
Lone Star State of Mind
The Others
True Romance
Wedding Crashers
Forrest Gump
Rose Red
8 Mile
Dodgeball
Malibu's Most Wanted
Lion King
Goldmember
White Chicks
Team America: World Police
Deuce Bigalow
Dukes of Hazzard
Seven
Saw 1, 2, 3
Stand By Me
Harold and Kuumar go to White Castle
Poltergeist
Just Friends
Stay Alive
Loose Change
Farenheit 9/11
Silent Hill
Cry Baby
The Break Up
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