My name is Dan. I won't respond to Danny, Dan-Dan, Daniel or Dan-boo.
Oh, and no I won't add color, sweet graphics, pretty glitter-animations or annoying background images to my myspace.
I like air hockey. A lot. My friend Brock is my most favorite thespian, AND my hero. I like the ladies, especially large-breasted Asian ones. I think Japanese cars RAWK. Star Wars = life. I have good dance moves, so don't hate. Oh, and I've recently taken up oil painting and poetry - please contact me via private message to view samples.
Here is a preview:
My life is really a bittersweet symphony.
I can't do nothing with all these hunnies hating me.
I do my best, try to impress and can't get no rest.
I think the Lord Jesus is putting me to the test.
You hate me, 'cause you ain't me, and you never gonna be me.
My Nissan owns yours, and your girl just brought me another Coors.
I get crunk and climb up to my bunk.
I sleep on the top. I won't swap.
Bitch, go mop.
... More to come soon. It's a work in progress.
