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Not Dan.

Just because it's human nature doesn't mean it's not fucked up.

About Me

Hey this is Athena, Daniel is a 17 year old musically inclined and intelligent young man who is currently sitting on a red, green, black and tan couch that looks to be of a wool fabric beside me. He is a great guy to have around and is a good listener (depending on life's settings). He likes watching the game and discussing its ethics with me, when able as I am not always at his house during the game. Daniel is a Volleyball whore and he likes guacamole. Other information only available on a need to know basis. Chau chau.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Daniel
Birthday: 1/25/89
Birthplace: SC
Current Location: Veen's house
Eye Color: Greenish brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Eastern European
The Shoes You Wore Today: Quicksilver flip-flops
Your Weakness: Whiskey and cheap hookers
Your Fears: Small children
Your Perfect Pizza: Small children
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Undefeated volleyball team
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmm, Jonji sure is fat!
Your Best Physical Feature: Cankles
Your Bedtime: When I'm actually able to force myself to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: "The Trip"
Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Heroine
Single or Group Dates: Group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Anal
Chocolate or Vanilla: See "Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea"
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't fucking know...
Do you Smoke: Cigarettes = Anus
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Never
Do you Shower Daily: Never
Have you Been in Love: Once... when I was just a lad
Do you want to go to College: Not for another year
Do you want to get Married: I'm a firm believer in polygamy
Do you belive in yourself: On my better days
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking
Are you a Health Freak: No, I'm a health phreak
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along better with your parents...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Is that a codeword for group sex?
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: These questions are stupid so I'm going to answer other ones. Yes, I like poetry.
In the past month have you Smoked: I also enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset (no joke)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, i prefer cooler weather to a tropical climate.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I generally listen to Indie, Punk, Metal, Hardcore, Post-Emo and Psychobilly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I like dogs far more than cats
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Batman
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I drive a 1991 gray volvo station wagon with an oxidizing roof
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, I just saw "Waiting," it was hilarious!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I love lamp
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes, I do excercise regularly
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Up or off?
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pediatric gynecologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Yemen
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Baby blue
Favourite Hair Color: There's nothing like a shorn scrotum
Short or Long Hair: Read above
Height: 3'3''
Weight: 64
Best Clothing Style: Overalls and huggies
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests


You scored as Volleyball. You should play volleyball- its a cool sport that uses a lot of teamwork and fast paced games.

Volleyball


100%

Basketball


33%

Tennis


33%

Field hockey


33%

Track


33%

Golf


33%

Soccer


33%

Football


0%

Baseball


0%

Softball


0%

Lacrosse


0%

Ice Hockey


0%

Swimming


0%
What sport are you meant for??
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who I may have once known from camp or NFTY. And Tony Jah

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, Against Me!, Anti-Flag, The Arcade Fire, A Life Once Lost, Alkaline Trio, Amon Amarth, At The Drive-In, At the Gates, Avenged Sevenfold, A Wilhelm Scream, Bad Religion, Beck, Billy Bragg, The Black Dahlia Murder, Blackfire, Bleeding Through, The Blood Brothers, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, Children of Bodom, Bullet for my Valentine, Cursive, Crimson Stained Nails, Death Cab For Cutie, Darkest Hour, Desaparecidos, The Decemberists, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dispatch, The Donots, Downway, The Draft, Dragonforce, Edguy, Elliott Smith, Ensiferum, The Faint, The Fall of Troy, Finntroll, Fugazi, Further Seems Forever, Funeral for a Friend, Gatsby's American Dream, The Get Up Kids, The Gloria Record, God Forbid, The Good Life, Gunther, High on Fire, The Honorary Title, Ignite, InFlames, Interpol, Iron and Wine, Jawbreaker, The Jealous Sound, Jetlag (R.I.P.), Jets to Brazil, Joey Cape, Joy Division, Jon Brion, Joseph Arthur, Justin Sane, Killswitch Engage, Kraftwerk, The Lawrence Arms, Leftover Crack, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Matt Pond PA, Matt Skiba, Metric, Mineral, Minor Threat, Morrissey, Necrophagist, Nekromantix, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Amsterdams, Nick Drake, Pinback, The Pogues, Postal Service, The Promise Ring, Prostitute Disfigurement, Opeth, Rainer Maria, Reel Big Fish, Reggie and the Full Effect, Rilo Kiley, Rites of Spring, Saosin, Samiam, Shadows Fall, Slow Gherkin (R.I.P.), Sneaky Creekans (R.I.P.), Snow Patrol, Son Ambulence, Sonata Arctica, Sorry About Dresden, Sparta, Seraphate, Thought Riot, Tiger Army, Time Spent Driving, Tony Sly, Trivium, Tsunami Bomb, Unearth, Wintersun, Zao and a lot more.

Movies:

Y Tú Mama También, I 'Heart' Huckabees, Garden State, Almost Famous, SLC Punk, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Bend it Like Beckham, Wedding Crashers, Amores Perros, Baseketball, Orgazmo and anything else im forgetting...

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Arrested Development.

Heroes:

Sobonfu Some.

My Blog

Oh? Your an SC "loc?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP! No one cares. Really.
Posted by dan on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

Holy Shit, a new revelation!

Everyone between the ages of 14-22 in Santa Cruz is like a slight variation of the same person. For example, everyone in Santa Cruz is fundamentally the same. It's like taking a 4-letter-word and chan...
Posted by dan on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

...

Gah. I have all this pent up energy and I want to fight someone. It seems like perhaps the only way I can release all of it in one burst. Today fucking sucked. I sat around all day. Then I drove to th...
Posted by dan on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST

Fucking fuck.

Fucking got in a car crash this morning. Bastard rear-ended me. Fucking bitch. My car's probably totalled. Shit sucks.
Posted by dan on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:02:00 PST

NEW SCREEN NAME

Hey, new screen name is JetBlacStoneCold, add it.
Posted by dan on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 11:45:00 PST

i love ska

im really feel like listening to crappy 3rd wave ska. it makes me so happy and angry, isn't it lovely?
Posted by dan on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

...whatever

i wish i could meet someone and assume the best about them rather than assuming that they're just the same, mindless, uninteresting people that i always meet. i guess what really pisses me off is the ...
Posted by dan on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:30:00 PST

I got worked up =)

Not many things make me want to do harm to myself. However, in the past few weeks of I stumbled upon one of those rare things; Fall Out Boy. Holy FUCK! How can one band possibly suck so much? It's inc...
Posted by dan on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:09:00 PST

BECK

Holy shit! I just got back from the Beck show. It was FUCKING AMAZING. Beck is awesome. His band was awesome. I am still so high from the sheer amount of ass-kicking he did. Le Tigre was great too. Th...
Posted by dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I don't want to do

Actually only one thing: I REALLY don't want to go to Louisville for 5 days. What the hell is there to do there? Why are we going so early?! The volleyball tournament doesn't even start until Wednesda...
Posted by dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST