ÃœmH<3BIFFLE - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I has a lovely Biffle and I has a handsome baby Maddox and I gotsa little star baby tittie and some slight feedback from my monitor.
I like eatin' Beth's homemade waffles on Mondays and dreaming about meeting the Pumpkinz.
I own and operate every Waffle House in Florida with my mind. I dance to funk music and Bo Diddley.
I also like Beth's Waffles on Mondays and Beth and of course I cannot forget my baby biffle Beth super funtime baconburger! She takes my cake, which never spoils~!

My Interests

family
Protecting my electronics with SurgeMaster
SSBB
CCXXII
222
TWOTWOTWO
Salamanders and bugs n stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Andres Segovia

Music:

Tchaikovsky Koji Kondo Muse Bo (yulee)Diddly Rufus Wainwright Guiseppe Dvorak Explosions in the Sky Lucerin Blue Steven Hough York Bowen Drummer from Dave Matthews Band Velveteen Pink Schubert Lamb of God The song 'Mordecai' (however it's spelled) Tony MacAlpine Mary Magdeline Gwar MFLHKWWRBTFDOLC Naked Love Hospitals on the Moon (props) Luca Brasi Squeaky Lucy Grace Steve Miller Band Bobby McFerrin's Voicestra Primus John Williams Matisyahu Nirvana The Birthday Massacre The Fighting Jacks Tobias Picker See You Next Tuesday Valiant Thorr Justin King Jason Becker Tha DollaCENTZ Stavesacre Jethro Tull Sinatra The Smashing Pumpkins SLEEP TERROR Matty Led Zeppelin Anti-Flag Chopin Listz Less Than Jake Beethoven Anal Cunt Alan Hovhaness Bouncy SOAD JFAC Third Eye Blind PSYOPUS 222 Starflyer 59 Machine Head Mindless Self Indulgence Yngwie's first album and concerto album The Comissioner Anything with a progressive recalcitrant attitude Fleetwood Mac Catch 22 Streetlight Manifesto Frou Frou MGMT The Mars Volta Greenday Andrew Lloyd Weber Tim Rice Alanis Morissette John Mayer The sound of a box of crayons melting in the sun Job For A Cowboy Tangoroa Beatles Trivium JOB FOR A MOTHER FUCKING COWBOY

Movies:

City of God

Television:

History Channel
anything about astrophysics or the like
The Planets
The Universe
Drew Carey
Cash Cab
Jeopardy
This is a rather flagrant lie, but made-for-tv Lifetime films
Pingu

Books:

Textbooks
Stolen books Out of print books.

Heroes:

BIFFLE.
Vonnegut.
Jefferson
Hagelin PhD.
Dali.
Lucifer.
Chiffy.
Papa.

My Blog

Poisen

Come now. Let me tempt you.Take this from my hand.Let me so corrupt you.The way that I so have.Captivating applePushing all your luck andBell the cat or serpentFor it's gleaming bandBehold the sunlit ...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Jury Duty

The autumn air is masked by the stale a/cTransmogrified to CO2 as they try to bust usTheir breathes grow heavy with intrepid celerityAs they realized their prisons could not jail our justiceWord ...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

Spring

O My Lovely Dearest May,Upon your clouds I wish to lay.So make me proud of purest Day,Whilst you wash my fears away.Glory reigns in time well spentThe Demons fade with less repentAnd it remains w...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

The Hiltons

Come inside and we'll make clean your feet My sons will feed your horses Stay until you leave, dear friend Affect my symbiotic love for man. The beads of time slide by on the horizon laden with dyes ...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

Bum

It's ten by five, lifted out by butter knivesTarp on top Bound around the corners UndergroundAttacking mournersDirt tastes sweet For some Better off for usFeet first, bumNo one pushed you inThey ...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:06:00 PST

Arcaic

I'd have died to lie with my lovley young lady,A lady I had, with eyes that seem shady.I kept her at best my trophy of pride,With stars in her hair and grace in her stride. She wakes me...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Beds and Rooms

In absense of lightI don't know what I want from you.I have periodic and slouching gazes Some settling may occur Not inappropriate to my sieveThough sifted into the carpetAlways forgottenSitting at th...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

My more positive revision.

Here we are again, downright humbled by the temerity of other's irrational actions and demands; ever more disgusted and closer to the brink of failure because of these things. We're on top of our...
Posted by ÜmH<3BIFFLE on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:23:00 PST