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Scamantha Murderface

I am here for Friends

About Me



I laugh A LOT. When I was a kid I wanted to be an archeologist. I read very fast. I want a dog. I'll write a novel someday, I hope. I can be moody and neurotic but I'm getting a handle on it (I think). I let people walk all over me. I'm a compulsive list-maker. I HATE arguments and when people are unhappy. I'm kind of an underachiever. I'm definitely a hopeless romantic. I don't have a lot of common sense but I know more useless facts than you--trust me. Someday I want a house full of loud, rambunctious children. I believe people are basically good and I'm still holding out hope for world peace, though not in that filthy hippie way. Mmmyep...that about covers it.

"...with all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world .
Be careful. Strive to be happy."
--the Desiderata

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Sean Daley.

My Blog

waste a few minutes of your life on this, please.

seriously.http://www.theperfectsleep.com/tps_trailer_mov.htm l(ps...it's scored by Dave Vanian of The Damned. all the reason I need to see it.)
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:49:00 GMT

arrghhh...

had to take my computer to the Apple store for an upgrade/install (can't put OS Leopard on there myself, fucking disk drive is broken), but something went haywire and they had to do a complete pave an...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:21:00 GMT

what has two thumbs and a Super Bowl ticket?

this girl!!flight leaves at 7 am next Saturday.look for me on TV.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:11:00 GMT

it’s never too early for St Patty’s Day plans!

...and mine include seeing The Pogues in Washington DC. that's right. the actual, factual Pogues, complete with Shane MacGowan in all his drunken, poetic, toothless glory. AND I HAVE A TICKET. li...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:27:00 GMT

this was just too good for a mere bulletin.

Ella, i would like to extend my most heartfelt thanks to you for posting this. Dear Alcohol... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:15:00 GMT