What can I say about myself that doesn't make me sound like a self-absorbed ass...? Wow, that would make this entry really really small. So I guess we can go on about how I see humanity and the world in general.
I'm allergic to stupidity. When I hear some people talk, my eyes water and I have this strong urge to stab them in the ear with a pencil just to simulate the pain they bring me. I find people who don't vote especially aggrivating. They'll continue to complain about how things are going, but never put their voice in. You can't complain unless you put your two cents in! I can complain about the tax, that I didn't want, passes in law. I voted against it! You don't vote, then STFU! Assholes...
When it comes to... I guess you call it religion, I see things in my own light. Confucianism had some good ideas, aside for holding a love for humanity. (Not that I don't love humanity, but it doesn't make it an easy love.) I like the idea that heaven is a Celestial Bureaucracy. All the works of the universe going through red tape, forms in triplicate, requisition forms and applications. What I especially like is that perhaps the world would works so much better if people just realized their place in it and stuck to it. It's our arrogance that has probably upset the heavens into unbalancing the world and I started to loose my hair at the age of 17.
I do find some human interaction fun though. I like to party, go out have a drink and dance. Watching movies or playing RPG's with my friends is a highlight of my week. I also like cats. Cats are great. They do what they want and don't really give a damn whether you care or not. And if you do care, they'll do it to spite you. I love my Bad Kitty, she's so adorable when she's doing something she knows she's not supposed to!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Dosha is Kapha
Calm and grounded, you are not prone to mood swings or anger.
However, once you do get angry, it takes a lot to cool you down.
You tend to think a little slower than most people, but your logic is astounding.
Overall, you very loyal and trustworthy. You're not scared of being who you really are.
With friends: You enjoy their company, but often listen more than talk
In love: You crave connection and affection. It's hard for you to be single.
To achieve more balance: Exercise vigorously (especially in the sun) and let go of attachments. What's Your Dosha?
Your Geek Profile:
Movie Geekiness: Highest
Fashion Geekiness: High
Gamer Geekiness: High
Geekiness in Love: High
Music Geekiness: High
Academic Geekiness: Moderate
Internet Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
General Geekiness: Low How Geeky Are You?
Your Daddy Is Pedro Martinez
What You Call Him: Dada
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy Who's Your Daddy?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Power Color Is Gold
At Your Highest:
You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you.
At Your Lowest:
You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life.
In Love:
You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude.
How You're Attractive:
You passion for life makes others passionate about you.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Having Fun?" What's Your Power Color?