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You Are 20% Bitchy
You are practically an angel - both on the inside and outside.
You try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and you're even tolerant of bitchiness in others! How Bitchy Are You?
I am 27, my husband and I have been together 12 years and we have two children. I enjoy cooking, tanning, laughing, shopping, scrapbooking, spending time with our family and friends, going to the lake, camping and many other things. I hate cleaning, laundry, paying bills, liars and people that tell you what you want to hear.
You Are 52% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
You Are 42% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.
You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test
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You Are Noon
You are upbeat, ambitious, and never at loss for energy.
You have a lot that drives you in life. The desire to be the best, and a secret hope of fame and power.
And while you definitely have a Type A personality, you are still fun to be around.
You have a ton of charisma and a genuine interest in others. You are adored by many.

Watching movies, camping, swiming, nascar, eating out, visiting with friends and family, cooking, scrapbooking, I like to be outdoors as long as I don't sweat.

Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

You Are a Feminine Beauty!
You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him
You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion
This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers
You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possible What Type of Beauty Are You?
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what does your zodiac sign say about you?

scorpio
a water sign represented by the scorpion, scorpio symbolize intense power and passion. scorpios r forceful, emotional, confident and intuitive. the most intense of the zodiacs, they may also become extremely jealous, obsessive, compulsive and resentful, which at times leads them 2 seek revenge.

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A little bit of everything.

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You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.

You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!

Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

Movies:

I always enjoy a good comedy. I love horror movies, but I can't stand it when they label a movie horror and it is only gory. That's not scary just gross. Some of my favs are Saw and Saw2, Fried Green Tomatoes, 40 Year Old Virgin, Running Scared and A Time to Kill.

You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?

Television:

Just about any reality show, George Lopez, According to Jim, King of Queens, Rodney, Everybody Loves Raymond, Desperate Housewives.
..26 Jamie McMurray...
Texas Longhorns...HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!
Houston Texans...

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How to make a Coley
Ingredients:
5 parts success
1 part crazyiness
1 part instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!
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C Crazy
O Orderly
L Luscious
E Exciting
Y Yummy
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How blond are you?

True dumb blond
You may not be leagally blond but you are one DUMB ASS BITCH! do you notice ppl shaking there heads and rowling there eyes when you talk? no i didnt think so your prolly tp dence to notice. I bet you are the type of person that is only popular because you are hot!!!! but dont worry if you screw the dean you might get in to a decent college

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My Blog

$20

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to ...
Posted by COLEY on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

Learn to Speak Chinese in 3 minutes!!!

Abdi's three minute course on how to become bilingual. Read the English translation and then say the Chinese words OUTLOUD for proper enunciation... 1) Thats not right............... Sum Ting Wong 2...
Posted by COLEY on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

Aggie Jokes

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an AGGIE fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are AGGIE fans too. Not really knowing what an AGGIE fan was, but wanting to be...
Posted by COLEY on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

HA HA

TRUE LOVE A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every singleday. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him...
Posted by COLEY on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:18:00 PST

Interesting Observation

INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBA...
Posted by COLEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

Check it out Ladies.......

Dolly sings about the PMS blues. LOL!!! Check it out.... http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm...
Posted by COLEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST

If I knew

IF I KNEWIf I knew it would be the last timeThat I'd see you fall asleep,I would tuck you in more tightlyand pray the Lord, your soul to keep.If I knew it would be the last timethat I see you walk out...
Posted by COLEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST

Memo from Work

Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers & carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well and therefore you ...
Posted by COLEY on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST

More Laughs

THEY ALWAYS ASK They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist...
Posted by COLEY on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

They walk among us

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the ...
Posted by COLEY on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:42:00 PST