I have never been very sporty (or intrested in sport) but I quite enjoyed pissing areound in my Tennis and Badminton lessons in school. Cricket was OK but I would'nt jump to the chance to play it!I always hate sections like this. I don't like writing my life story to show the whole world. Its a bit scary, but here goes nothing....I'm Shawn (A.K.A Jesus, dont know why though). I go to Farnham Sixth Form College, and I'm enjoying Law (as if!), ICT, Psychology and Accounting. (All the exciting ones, really!)I am quite outgoing (when i've had a few) and I enjoy a few bevys now and again- Which is most of the time (oops)!My friends are cool, I enjoy being with them, becuase they make me laugh. I always get asked what I want to do when I grow up by my family (know as The Farm) but I have'nt grown up yet so I don't know- I'm not a pensioner who's life has all but had it! I want to live first if you dont mind.When im poor (like now) I work in Iceland as a go between for tills, stock and shit. I get groped, swore at, spat at and physically attacked by customers. So when ive finnished work I genrally want to slap someone. But I work with a bunch of alcoholics so its good fun when theres work do's. Which usually means pub.Now, about where I originate from. I was born in Germany, But i'm English (my Dad was in the Army). Then I moved all around the UK before ending up in the lovely delights of Aldershot- Who would'nt want to come here!?I once typed my name into a scientific calculator, followed by equals. The calculator then called me a "syntax error". Yer so that's my life story,but most of all; I just can't seem to say 'No' to a party. And a 'get-together' or any social event for that matter! (One of my weak points, but i'm not complaining).
Anyway i've probably bored you by going off on one, so i'll stop typing now.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: A muppet
Your Favorite Target: Tourists
Your Kill Count: 501,689,417
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 26
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $200,615,576,523,060
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"30% ..tr
Lierally ANYONE! LOL!
But seriously, I supose someone Who would make me laugh, Knows how to have fun and friendly (That would be a bonus!).
All who likes the following (lol) :
Name: Shawn Brown
Birthdate: 16th November 1989
Birthplace: Hospital- dur!
Current Location: At home- where else!?
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: How would I know?
Weight: Fuck off!- that's a bit personal
Piercings: Had my lip and ear. Lip closed up- Ear fucking wont!
Tatoos: I wish!
Overused Phraze: I have one?
FAVORITES
Food: The edible stuff
Candy: Can-what? Oh do you mean S-W-E-E-T-S? (Yank)
Number: 9
Color: Green
Animal: /Creature Scorpion
Drink: BOOZE!
Alcohol Drink: As above
Bagel: Don't eat crap!
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes tell a million words
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither as long as it's Diet!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: What's the difference between Shit and Diahorrea
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: HOT!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Indie- Not exactly multiple choice is this?!
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: Money! :P
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I pass out
Most Missed Memory: Christmas as a child
Best physical feature: That's a toughie.....
First Thought Waking Up: Fag!
Goal for this year: To kick Fags
Best Friends: Jen, sarah, Katie, Mum & Larger
Weakness: Failure
Fears: Fear itself. I hate being scared!
Heritage: Mum & Nob (Father-wannabe)
&..39;HAVE YOU...'
Ever Drank: Hell Yeah!
Ever Smoked: Obviously
Pot: I think i'm reading this wrong. It say's "Have you ever pot"
Ever been Drunk: No shit
Ever been beaten up: Sadly not
Ever beaten someone up: Haven't had the pleasure
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: None, as long as they can see!
Favorite Hair Color: Anything except peroxide blonde
Short or Long: Short or long What?
Height: Normal- Midgets need not apply!
Style: Confident and unique
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute What's the difference? I'm lost!
Drugs and Alcohol: No more than alcohol and ciggie's. No crack-heads either!
Muscular or Really Skinny: It'd be a piss take if I looked puny next to them!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 0. What can you do with them? no point to them
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: Quickly please!
Been to the Mall Lately: No i've been to the shopping centre lately though
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Get along with your Parents: Parent (Singular)- Get it right.
Health Freak: Where? Let me see!
Do you think your Attractive: Don't really know how to answer that...
Believe in Yourself: When under the unfluence of beer? Yes!
Want to go to College: I'm there now!
Do you Smoke: Sadly
Do you Drink: I'm sure these are being repeated now
Shower Daily: Yes- No baths though
Been in Love: No thankfully.
Do you Sing: When pissed
Want to get Married: No!
Do you want Children: No. I like kid's, as long as they go back to their parents afterwards!
Have your future kids names planned out: NO
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I want to?
Hate anyone: Not really. I'd love to fucking kill a few tossers though
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!That narrows it down!
I have quite a varied taste in music.
I like some RnB, but love to hate the rest!
I like a little bit of indie
Michael Jackson Rocks!!!!!(No really!)
Oh and so do the sparks. I saw them in Fareham in August 2006.
I once did an English assesment on a sparks song lol. One or two people in my class didnt like it but they all wear the same 'trackie's' so they can go swivel!
I also like:
Queen, REM, The Kooks, Razorlight, The Killers, Tears For Fears, Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, The Zutons, George Michael, The Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Adam and The Ants, Elton John, Gorillaz, The Ordinary Boys, The Arctic Monkeys, N.E.R.D, Outkast, Madness, Aleicia Keys, Beverly Knight, Jamie Cullum, The Magic Numbers, Stereophonics Snow Patrol, Fine Young Cannibals and The Feeling. Not in that order or course!
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I don't really like that many films. I enjoyed the Da Vinci Code but other than that, I can't think right now.
Other than watching commedy such as Little Britain, Bottom, The Catherine Tate Show and Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie, I just dont have time to watch TV, in fact the one in my room is'nt even plugged in!
I think Dan Brown is such an unaclaimed artist. He is a genius of Literatue. With a pen and paper, the world is his oyster! Just tell the fucker to hurry up and write another book!
My hero would be anyone who has risen from nothing, to a well respected perosn who has fought for themselves all their lives. But I wouldnt refuse superman's autograph if I passed him in the street and he offered.