I've had my cake and ate it too, but then I got a stomach ache.I've been the bigger man, but then I lost some weight.I've taken the high road, but I slipped on the rocks. That's how I got the scar.I crossed that road when I came to it, but I almost got hit by a bus.I've made an omlette without breaking some eggs. Eggbeaters.Beauty IS skin deep...trust me...people look pretty ugly without it.I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but luckily the doctors were able to remove it. No idea how it got in there.I burned my bridges, which sucks because I needed to cross one when I came to it.I could stand the heat, but I got out of the kitchen anyway.I bit the hand that feeds me, I was hungry again later.My stomach is bigger than my eyes...way bigger.I faced the music, it's just a bunch of dots on paper.I had my ducks in a row, but they didn't stay there long. Damn ducks!I gave someone a piece of my mind, they thought it was disgusting.I tried to ride the gravy train, but that was very messy.I've rued the day, but I got over it.I hit the ground running, but broke both my legs. Tuck and roll...seriously...I kept my eyes peeled, boy did that hurt!I know the Ropes, Bill and Jackie, nice people.I let the chips fall where they may. There still there.I let the cat out of the bag, but it was too late.I looked on the bright side, I was blind for about a half hour.I mind my P's and Q's, but they tell me to do bad things.I've paid through the nose, but I can ony get a couple of coins up there.I've been raked over the coals, smells like bacon.I've never been rubbed the WRONG way.I've seen eye to eye, but after a while I got a headache.I taught an old dog a new trick, but he forgot.I don't care how green your grass is from any side.I wet my whistle, but it rusted.I'm worth my salt, but probably not the pepper.I zigged before I zagged.I mark the spot.In vino veritas...and sulfites.
