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Chris The Official Myspace Pirate

taking over other peoples myspaces one day at a time

About Me

I live in Winnipeg in an apartment, 2965 Pembina, come on down if the price is right. I spend most of my day not trying to catch Matts HIV.Well im sorry to everyone in winnipeg who constantly waited to see me ride on a bus, i think ive only rode on the bus here like 2 times since i moved, so sorry to disappoint. Anyways i now work at the Subway down the street, its only a 5 minute walk so you wont be seeing me riding any buses unless im like fuckin lazy as fuck one day. Thats Right, back at Subway, just like Thompson exept here i will be drastically underpayed. So I dunno, come on by and ill make you a sub, Winnipeg style.... actually, ill keep it real and make it Thompson style.Here is my cell phone number: 1-204-679-2630Here is my moms visa number: 4529 8392 8000 3948 exp. 06/08 Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

-Long walks on the beach?-Following "The Five Steps" and everything that comes with them-Drinking Distilled Wine, people pretty much call me Classy Freddy Blassy-Im joining the Army soon, cuz i love my country... width="425" height="350" ..My puppy back home, i miss him sooooooooooo much:(:(.. width="425" height="350" ..I think someone finally needed to say it, fuck you kurt and fuck your cowboys, ill see you next year

I'd like to meet:

you (ohhhh so smooth) , whores, sluts, vagabonds, skanks, easypeasies, chicks who are into chicks,.. width="425" height="350" .. i would also like to meet this squirrel

Music:

Punk?heres a fuckload more-RISE AGAINST -Danzig -Dropkick Murphys -As I Lay Dying -Atreyu -The Lawrence Arms -Against Me! -ANGEL CITY OUTLAWS -Anti-Flag -Ann Beretta -As Friends Rust -The Ataris -Authority Zero -Avenged Sevenfold(the old stuff) -Billy T -Blindside -The Bloodhound Gang -Boy Sets Fire -Boys Night Out -A Change Of Pace -Children Of Bodom -Clutch -Comeback Kid -Damian Marley -The Dead Milkmen -Deftones -Diesel Boy -DZK -Bad Astronaut -Face To Face -Fall Out Boy(old stuff) -Fireball Ministry -Flyleaf -Greenly Estates -Ill Bill -Just Surrender -Killswitch Engage -Lagwagon -Less Than Jake -Life Of Agony -Live -The Loved One -Mad Caddies -Matisyahu -Millencolin -Necro -No Use For A Name -NOFX -None More Black -Nonpoint -Plain White T's -Propagandhi -Protest The Hero -Pulley -Rancid -Red Hot Chili Peppers -Refused -Relient K -River City Rebels -Saosin -Senses Fail -Silverchair -Silverstein -The Smashup -Social Code -Social Distortion -Story Of The Year(old stuff) -A Static Lullaby -The Streets -Strike Anywhere -Strung Out -Sublime -Suicide Machines -Suicidal Tendencies -Sum 41 -Swollen Members -Tech N9ne -Thrice -Thursday -A Tribe Called Quest -Tool -Transplants -Tsunami Bomb -Trust Company -Bucket Truck -This Nameless Disaster -The Unseen -The Used(first cd) -Alkaline Trio -A Wilhelm Scream -Weerd Science -Yellowcard -Zebrahead -Crowned King -ANIAS!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..I never appriciated kelly clarkson until i seen this, too bad all cancers arent solved by free agency

Movies:

Movies that have a meaning in todays tough society, you know, movies that changed the world for the better or movies that have a impact on this harsh world we live in... like The Notebook or Home Alone 2. Girls Gone Wild...

Television:

I like to watch baseball and football and hockey (Exept Northstars hockey cuz mikey gorniks a homo) and Destruction Derbys, i watched Americas Next Top Model once...... thats a lie... twice... oh and i love queer eye for the straight guy, they have me lookin sharp and classy for all the bitchs to see...

Books:

The Notebook? all the Curious Georges, exept for the one where he goes to the museum... uh wat else, i read the subway handbook when i used to work there... the bibles ok in small doses.... now that Team Blue finally has their shit together we will start working on making it the most published Team in the history of Teams, therefor, a book will someday be due.

Heroes:

Whoever is on the Wheaties box at the present time and my downs syndrome plagued roommate Matt... you keep on keepin on big guy!! and Jenn Antila of course.... TEAM BLUE IS MY HERO AND THEY SHOULD BE YOUR HERO TOO!!! therefor myself and carrie are my own hero... thats fucked, but ok.... also Corey Fussey, the best Myspace Artist around.. width="425" height="350" .. THIS IS AN ARTISTS INTERPRETATION OF IF MATT WAS A SOCCER REFEREE

My Blog

Thompson

Well, after reading Carries i decided i had to write about leaving Thompson.   Well, i got drunk alot, and i got stoned a bit and thats about it.   Fuck everyone who lives in Thomp...
Posted by Boardman on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

A Tale... of one man... one woman... one team...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a grateful team, who started on this crazy voyage built on a random dream!  That dream i say has a goal and its to rule the earth, but o...
Posted by Boardman on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:20:00 PST

like ooo mmmm ggggg

its two fifteen in the morning, matt is studying on the couch, there is a plate on the table, its got a bunch of half eaten rice on it, drenched in wat appears to be soy sauce.  a coupl...
Posted by Boardman on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST