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nathan

jimmy cracks corn. But i don't care.

About Me

I like to wake up after a mid afternoon nap and not know what day it is I may have slept through, be unsure as to where and when in my life I am

My Interests

i have no identifiable interests of my own so... I often glom on to those who suffer from ADHD or other entertaining disorders so that I may be amused.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who never nap in the afternoon and have ever consistent personalities so that i may study them and sell them and or their organs to people who suffer from SAD or other seasonal abnormailites.

Music:

is nice.

Movies:

i only like movies that I star in. Otherwise they dont hold my attention. However since I have only been in two movies and they were student films so didnt make it into the theatres i rarely watch movies. except for made for TV movies with merideth baxter berney about anorexia/bulemia which are also hard to come by.

Television:

anything that combines cartoon creatures with real life animals both excites me and makes me feel anxious for the loss of cultural supremacy that i once held so dear.

Books:

choose your own ______ mystery stories

Heroes:

cosmeceuticians, the guy who invented asphalt and people who eat things that you arent supposed to.