Humans |
Thank you to Jake the Duck for this post..."In over twenty years of working with animals, I have never seen a kitten duct-tape a live human baby to a freeway.I also have never seen a cat find enjoymen...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
Inquiry |
1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?Trail Mix with Sunflower SeedsMTD AmpPack of Juicy Fruit2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling crea...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 18:08:00 GMT |
Caruso |
Let me just get this off my little grey chest and clear things up. I am not obsessed with David Caruso. Just because I wait with bated breath for CSI:Miami to come on every week so I can peep at David...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 08:18:00 GMT |
Fingers |
Like some cockatiels, I have an aversion to human fingers. If human fingers touch me, I must groom myself immediately, much like my owner's former felines. However, recently, I have come to enjoy pla...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:50:00 GMT |
Destruction |
All my life I have been hell-bent on destruction. When I was younger, I chewed apart an entire wooden ladder that the people had placed in my cage. Stupidly, they thought I would stop there. No. I mov...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
Sweet Tarts |
These little candy treats are the bane of my existence. One Halloween a few years ago, my favorite human "woohoo" was watching television and bored as usual. Not thinking, she flicked a sweettart from...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:29:00 GMT |
Bill |
'"Bill," he said, "I like you so much, and I am such a big shot in the Universe, that I will make your three biggest wishes come true." He opened the door of the cage, something Bill couldn't have don...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:38:00 GMT |
All About Me! |
1. WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT?Sleeping with my eyes wide open2. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?My little grey suit, as always3. HAVE U MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?Nope...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 16:06:00 GMT |
Hello World! |
Hello to all my friends and buds at MySpace. I am typing with my beak so bear with me if I make the occasional spelling error. Today I watched a bit of Katie Couric this morning and swooned over Matt ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 20:09:00 GMT |
