Quick! Throw salt over your shoulder! |
So one evening Joe takes the kids out to eat. My step son Judge spills some salt. My husband tells him "Quick, throw some over your shoulder"! Judge hears "Quick, throw SOMETHING over your should...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
Spider Attack!!!! |
I am terrified of spiders, but bought my husband a BIG UN! It’s a Goliath Bird Eater. It’s still small, about 6 in dia. It’s way more aggressive than the Rose Hair we have.Anyway...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:58:00 GMT |
I hate my job |
I'm really starting to hate my job. I haven't kept a job for barely over 2 years and I guess it might be time to move on.Maybe it's because they're making so many changes and I'm struggling to keep u...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 05:48:00 GMT |
My favorite Transformer |
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:38:00 GMT |
I beat up my husband in my sleep |
The other night I was wimpering in my sleep. My husband woke me up and asked what was wrong. I said "the robot is trying to get me". I remember that dream. It was a robot like the terminator with...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:26:00 GMT |
What's wrong with my bowels? |
What the fuck is wrong with my gastrointestinal tract? A virus has been going around work and I'm sure I've had it for 1 day: nausea and diarrhea. But suddently, the diarrhea comes back. Now it's ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:32:00 GMT |
Descent |
I went to see Descent with my husband Sat. night. That was an awesome movie. I haven't seen a horror movie that made me jump that much in a long, long time. I totally recommend it.&n...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:40:00 GMT |
Mo'Town my ass! What's wrong with you people? |
Mo'town? What is up with that shit? We live in Morganton; that's Mor'-gan-ton. Say it all together now "Morganton" . Our poor ole red neck founders did not name this ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:29:00 GMT |
I hate prissy girls |
I am so tired of the make up queens. I found a chick's site that I hate and I want to gag. Everything is all pink and "I want to help people in need".
Barf.
They are so fake. ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:58:00 GMT |
Why I'm Called Stinky |
It's simply because I smoke. My husband is a big, bad burley biker-type, but he hates to stink. He hates the house, car, dog, birds, snake, etc. to smell bad (which is not a bad thing).&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:49:00 GMT |
