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About Me

i'm a long-winded, forgetful, sarcastic asshole who will make fun of anyone or anything given the opportunity...other than that, i'm smart, cute, funny, quick-witted, generous, polite, creative, damn good looking and very modest, not one to toot my own horn... I drive for fun; it's my one true escape. Other than that, I'm pretty ecclectic. I hate being bored, & there is a difference between doing nothing & being bored. As long as I'm not bored, I can find fun in almost anything.--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----

My Interests

Dammit is evil Photography, tattoos, music, women, poker, pool, darts, driving----------------------------------------------------- --------do you wanna see my turtle?

I'd like to meet:

your mom--------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- muffins! brody wants me... ..joan jett wrote this song about me... ..mercedes wants me, too... ..this man is my soul mate... ..

Music:

bad religion -- distillers -- joan jett -- le tigre -- candy-ass -- social d -- patrice pike -- the gossip -- the clash -- the butchies -- yeah yeah yeahs -- tegan and sara -- concrete blonde...punk rock -- rock & roll -- 80's dance -- dyke rock -- anything with hot chicks, good drums, and/or lyrics that make you think or laugh or fight --

Movies:

tank girl - everything else just pales in comparison and, howard the duck kicks ass, too

Television:

meh, TV is boring------------------------------------------------------ -----do this instead

Books:

word and image -- c.g. jungwomen -- annie leibovitz (foreword by susan sontag)

Heroes:

your mom------------------------------------------------------

My Blog

sometimes i make myself giggle

so i did a fuckin survey cuz it made me giggle... 1. Spell your name without an R,E,S,H,I,M,A:ksy cpnt2. Are you single?i'm not a twin&3. What's your favorite number?234. Favorite color?blue or black5...
Posted by captain on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

ummm, can't wait

seriously, just found out about the true colors tour... its a bunch of musicians plus one spectacular comedian in support of gay equality... i am so excited i can hardly contain myself... seriously be...
Posted by captain on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

freudian slips and old men who suffer from them

so i was going up to see my mom who works in the same building as i do, only on the 4th floor. i, and the 65 year old maintainance man arrive at the elevators in sync with one another just as th...
Posted by captain on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST

matt damon

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Posted by captain on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

life lessons from the back of a dump truck

driving home for lunch from work, the universe presented me with a life lesson that one all too soon forgets... it could have only been made better if the truck owner had had the presence of mi...
Posted by captain on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:55:00 PST

the fucking evil empire

can i just say that i hate ticketmaster. and i'm kind of getting frustrated that the shows i want to see play at venues that only sell tickets thru ticketmaster. went to buy tickets to the...
Posted by captain on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:57:00 PST

Wombats!

"Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate! Total hate!Bo bo bo bo bo quandbass!"What the hell does it mean???...
Posted by captain on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

it's all in your head

so all day long, i've been singing "Secret Agent Man" in my head... only when i sing it, it's "Secret Asian Man". which makes me giggle, then i wonder to myself how can someone be a secret asian...
Posted by captain on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST

needing a pick-me-up

the coffee receptacle at work so proudly boasts that it's contents are hot and fresh... i find it incredibley ironic that on a day like today when i'm needing every ounce of caffeine i can possibly co...
Posted by captain on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

a perfectly wholesome way to spend a sunday afternoon

so, yeah, too much excitement rolled into one day. we(robbie, trina, jamie due & i) set out for lunch and bowling early yesterday afternoon. dave met us for bowling & a good time w...
Posted by captain on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST