::American Kids vs. Local Kids:: |
*American Kids*: Move out when they're 18 with the full support of their parents. *Local Kids:* Move out when they're 28, may have saved for that nice house and are always a week away from getting ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:25:00 GMT |
::10 Reasons:: |
To date a hula dancer....1) A hula dancer knows all the positions2) A hula dancer has perfect technique, good rhythm, and great hip rotation3) A hula dancer is used to having bruises on her/his knees4... Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:23:00 GMT |
::No Way to Start the Day:: |
I had a bad start to my morning, guys! I rear ended a car this morning...Brah, i just knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day!The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!He looked up at ... Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
::You lazy piece of $.!%:: |
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the rea... Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:53:00 GMT |
::Proof that women are bigger DICKS than guys:: |
. . . I REST MY CASE . . . Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:05:00 GMT |
::What is your deepest fear, Mr. Cruz?:: |
Our Deepest Fear by Marianne Williamson Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate - our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our dar... Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:13:00 GMT |